GIRLS
25 Britney Amber
Under Her Hood
Photography by Mark Lit
48 ARIEL Cherry Bomb
Photography by Digital Desire
67 Prinzzess & Alyssa Reece
Porn Pals
Photography by Holly Randall
84 VERONICA
Window Dressing
Photography by Matti Klatt
108 CHARLES RDERA
She's a Maneater
Photography by Matti Klatt
129 Kendra Banx
Motocross Mistress
Photography by Ladi von Janskv
175 Nicole Scott
Late Bloomer
Photography by Jose Luis FEATURES
38 PLAY BALL '09
Upcoming MLB season's Top 10 teams headed in the right direction and the Top 10
intriguing players.
Article by Scott Ostler
42 CIGARETTE BASEBALL CARDS
The rarest and priciest from the era of Babe Ruth and Ty Cobb.
Article by Ted Newsom
44 DIAMOND DOLLS & BASEBALL AnnieS
Learn the sexy secrets of the dugout groupies.
Article by M. Allen Nathan
56 Sammy Hagar & Michael ANTHONY
Get the Party Started!
Interviews by Keith Valcourt
59 THE Sarah Palin CHRONICLES
Cartoon parody by Noel Anderson
62 WHO KILLED Michael CONNELL?
On the verge of telling the truth, the computer guru who allegedly stole the 2004
election for George W. Bush dies in a plane crash.
Article by Bob Fitrakis & Harvey Wasserman
76 EVEL DICK
Big Brother 8 Winner Gets Really Real
Interview by Keith Valcourt
78 BODY PAINTING
Wild animals, colorful illusions and eye-popping "clothing" on luscious
bare skin!
Article by Justin Hampton
98 SALVIA: THE NEW LEGAL HIGH
What is the Mystery weed that the government wants to ban?
Article by Science Editor at Large Debbie Epstein STANDARDS
3 SEX PARODY
American Schlub: Gay Dad
7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT
My Problem With Obama
by Larry Flynt
8 TECH KNOW
Win a high-tech jacket!
10 GAME ON
Spider-Man, bull riding & Lara Croft in the buff
11 Robert Scheer
The Born Identity
13 NAT HENTOFF
Dubya's Last Pratfall
15 ALEX BENNETT
The Great Corporate Rip-off
17 FEEDBACK
Food-riot warning, Cougar craze and a Capri curtain call
18 POLITICAL PARODY
GM: Buy This Car...or Else!
19 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH
Senator Bob Corker (R-TN)
21 BITS & PIECES
Furverts, Deep Throat director R.I.P. & porn chicks with (bowling) balls!
36 HOT LETTERS
First taste of online dating
37 CLASSIC CARTOONS
No fungus on these funnies!
65 THE GIRLS OF MYSPAC
Adventurous sex kitten
Charlotte Sterling
75 TAILS OF THE BUNNYRANCH
"I Fucked Brooke Taylor!"
by lucky reader Sean Topham
80 COUGARS UNLEASHED
Jade: 49, Filipina and fine
by Ericka Hachette
96 HUSTLER HUMOR
Funny or just filthy? You decide.
100 SIGHTS & SOUNDS
Interview scoops: The Who's Roger Daltrey, Blind Melon & William Katt
104 MOVIE MAMMARIES Scarlett Johansson & Nancy Allen
106 FAMOUS FLESH Hilary Duff's nipple puffs
118 COLLEGE REPORT
Firepower on campus
119 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS
Nude scholar
120 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT
Jerk Off Material, Barely Legal Black Chicks and smut-loving lawyers
139 BEAVER HUNT
Amateur eye candy
PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT
MY PROBLEM WITH OBAMA
voted for our new President because he I campaigned from the left. I believed
his message of what you see is what you get. However, given his Cabinet picks,
not to mention his change in tone, it's becoming more and more apparent that he
plans to govern from the middle.
Politics, they say, is the art of compromise. I have never known of anything worthwhile
coming from a compromising person. Look at Bill Clinton as an example.
President Obama promised to represent the people who elected him. He should think
about keeping that promise if he wants a second term.
