GIRLS
26 ROSE
New in Town
Photography by Mark Lit
45 ALAna Love
Pregnant Pause
Photography by Mark Lit
61 HUSTLER CLASSIC
Me, Jane
September 1975 Pictorial
76 Alexis Texas
Face Value
Photography by Mark Lit
96 Diana Doll & Madelyn Marie
Caffight!
Photography by Ladi von Jansky
114 JASMINE, SIMONE & MIKE
Two Girls for Every Boy
Photography by Andrew Beck
159 Sadie West
Bedroom Eyes
Photography by Holly Randall FEATURES
36 THE DIRTY POLITICS OF FOOD - PART 1
The government's supposed safety net green-lights toxic additives.
Article by Science Editor-at-Large Debbie Epstein
40 BUDD HOPKINS ON ALIEN ABDUCTIONS
The dark side of the UFO Mystery.
Iinterview by Skylaire Alfvegren
42 KEEP WATCHING THE SKIES!
Sci-fi movie posters of yesteryear.
Article by Ted Newsom
54 CLASSIC HUSTLER HONEYS
Landmark centerfolds since '74.
Retrospective by Mark Johnson
58 DWAINE TINSLEY: I, DRAWN TO CONTROVERSY
What an innovative cartoonist!
Tribute by K.R. Le Roque
68 JIM BOLEN: THE 48 WARRIOR SPIRIT
Green Beret's valorous adventure.
Interview by Ted Newsom
70 MAMIE VAN DOREN
The '60s sex kitten still turns heads as a cougar goddess.
Profile by Albert Pierce/Photos by Alien Mercer and Thomas Dixon
74 VIVA LUST VEGAS
AVN expo lights up Sin City.
by Keith Valcourt STANDARDS
3 SEX PARODY
Fresh Step Cat Cum
7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT
What's Wrong With the Republican Party?
9 TECH KNOW
Win a Memory Master CD Recorder
10 GAME ON
Lingerie-Clad Zombie Slayers!
11 Robert Scheer
Banking on Wall Street Bad Boys
13 NAT HENTOFF
Immune From Justice?
15 ALEX BENNETT
The Network News Report Card
17 FEEDBACK
Porn for the Prez, nuke mudslinging and a classic American Honey
18 POLITICAL PARODY
Sorry, Obama, They're Just Not That Into You
19 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH
Congressman John Boehner (R-Ohio)
21 BITS & PIECES Tina Fey gets dicked, booby beer bong and freaky centerfolds
34 HOT LETTERS
Tit Lover's Tip-top Hookup
35 CLASSIC CARTOONS
Funny then, hilarious now
53 TAILS OF THE BUNNYRANCH
Unforgettably Awesome Party
by Audrey
67 GINA KING PINUP
73 THE GIRLS OF MYSPACE
Morale-raiser Casi Gray
88 HUSTLER HUMOR
Dirty jokes that'll get you canned
90 SIGHTS & SOUNDS
Staind's Aaron Lewis, plus the Revolution's Wendy & Lisa talk Prince
94 MOVIE MAMMARIES
Rack star Marisa Tomei
95 FAMOUS FLESH Shauna Sand: Beach Blanket Bimbo
104 COLLEGE REPORT
California student nabbed in Iran
105 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS
Kinky coed Samara Mae
107 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT Stormy Daniels mulls a Senate run, DP queen Adrianna Nicole talks tough, and Three's
Company gets porned
124 BEAVER HUNT
Unspoiled 'n' unabashed' amateurs
PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE REPUBLICAN PARTY
These days, all that Republicans do is blurt out angry sound bites about President
Obama and the Democrats. Their position on a given issue changes from moment to
moment. All that matters to them is how they can sabotage this administration.
As Rush Limbaugh admitted, they just want Obama to fail. It doesn't matter to
them that this would mean the country also fails.
What explains such insanity? To answer that question you must remember the GOP
is under the control of multinational corporations and Wall Street. Given the
vast amounts of money at play, it only makes sense that the profiteers are terrified
of losing their influence over government. So they send their political representatives
out to attack the Democrats any way they can in the hope that something will stick.
Don't get us wrong: We have nothing against companies making money. But elected
officials should listen to the people, not a handful of bankers and CEOs. It's
time for the GOP to help America succeed—not work to ensure its failure.
