6 HONEY FOR THE BEARS
Bois de Boulogne: Open air Brothel.
12 SEX ON WHEELS
Down in Mexico, Margarita learned a lot about tequila drinking and the thrills
of lemon and salt ceremonies in wide open spaces.
By Ed Morrison.
18 PELUCHE
An exciting caribean beauty with the hotest bushy pussy.
26 THE FRISKY FRISKERS
The story of a mulatto girl with the golden skin and a very hot pussy that was
like tropical fruit.
By Dick Pickering.
32 HAROLD, THE GALANT RAPIST
...Sweet romance of love in the arms of an eternal spring beauty, transformed
the pervert into a galant rapist!
38 GLACIERS
A pathetic odyssey in the now.
By Terence Witton.
44 PETUNIA
The didn't want to tell us her real name, but she invited us to have a douche
with her. For a few moments, her ;olden tits returned us to hildhood. We call
her Petunia. Why not?
61 THE NAVY WANTS YOU
If you are a tough guy bred from the hard core, the navy is waiting for you.
76 BLONDE AND BLONDE
They love to swim together and search for lonesome places where they can sweetly
caress one another.
Photos by Siwer Ohlsson.
86 NO EMBASSY IS SACRED?
Secual politics, by Ricky Falk.
97 BOYS WILLYS
Comix with a lot of sex, violence and love stories.
MACHO OF THE MONTH
Karel and Bernhard
Alone against the Warsaw Pact
This month's «Macho of the Month» award goes to two guys: two young
Austrians, Karel and Bernhard. Their merits for appearing on this distinguished
page come from having carried out something right out of «Mission Impossible»,
something that would make the best characters of Graham Greene, John le Carré
or Ian Fleming turn green with envy. Karel and Bernhard spent three weeks traveling
through three countries of the Warsaw Pact — Czecho-SlovaKia, Poland and
East Germany — dressed in U.S. combat fatigues. The excursion took place
before the military coup in Poland last December.
The feat of these two young men, who never at any moment, took of their «uniforms»,
reached its maximum expression in Poland, where at the military academy of Wroclaw
they were treated with deference, and were even lent a jeep so they could visit
the installations. Karel and Bernhard explained that an old student of this academy,
who picked them up hitch-hiking, pointed out where there was a Soviet MiG base,
taught them the first stanzas of the Polish National Anthem and showed them how
Polish soldiers march. Thes whole lesson would make any spy proud, and for free,
all in good faith and absolutely trustworthy, furthermore.
This not only ocurred in Poland, where the situation might be looser due to the
political liberalization underway at the time. Karel and Bernhard slipped by the
watchful border police of Czecho-SlovaKia and East Germany, dressed as «soldiers»
and traveling in a train. Anybody who has ever traveled in these two countries
knows that the custom procedures are slow, and, especially, extraordinarily thorough.
However, no one was surprised and nobody suspected these two Austrians wearing
the same uniform worn by American soldiers stationed at NATO bases in Europe.
Nobody hasseled them; nobody even asked them for their identification, as if it
were the most normal thing in the world for two American soldiers to walk down
the streets of the enemies's capitals. It would be like seeing two East German
VOPOs walking down 5th Ave. in New York. «Look, the boys form the Red Army
chorus are back,» the people in the street would say to one another.
While we have to admire the audacity of Karel and Bernhard, we have to consider
the lighter side of this episode that makes us laugh. Because, whether they wanted
to or not, these two young men underscored the fragility of the defense system
of one of the most powerful military blocs on Earth. Not MI5, nor the CIA, nor
the KGB, nor anything. We have reached the following conclusion: the spy detection
system is perfect as long as the enemy moves within establishEd Lines and norms
of behavior. Everything falls apart as soon as two normal persons start, playing
spies. This sort of thing was made patent some years ago when a West German soldier
took a NATO missile apart and sent the pieces to East Germany... by mail.
Neither Karla, nor Smiley, nor James Bond will ever make it as «Macho of
the Month», for the simple reason that, for better or for worse, that's
their job. Karel and Bernhard have made it. They are machos without a doubt because
they have demonstrated that to the world that the all-powerful security forces
of the Warsaw Pact are no better than a Russian... coffeepot.
