FEATURES 58 NASCAR AFTER DALE
Speed kills, but it also puts asses in seats. We've got the inside track.
62 Jolene Blalock
Star Trek's voluptuous Vulcan, Jolene Blalock, puts us in warp drive and sets
our phasers on—oh, never mind, she's just really hot.
72 BANK ROBBERY
It just got easier to take the money and run. RAMP cases the joint and shows you
how the pros do it. Now everybody hit the floor!
78 TWO GIRLS AND A GUY
Having two girls at once is every guy's fantasy. But with a few tips from those
who've been there, it's as easy as "One, Two, Threesome."
84 URBAN ADVENTURE
Like to get high? Risk your ass scaling one of New York City's tallest bridges.
90 SANDRA RAMIREZ
Smoldering Latina star Sandra Ramirez shows off her natural assets.
114 69 GREATEST GUY INVENTIONS
From boob jobs to bartender buy-backs, we round up the finer things.
134 KRISTINA ANAPAU
As the wife of a hydroplane racer in MGM's Madison and a ghost on UPN's Haunted,
Kristina Anapau sends chills down our spines.
152 JENNIFER GAREIS
Fresh from The Young and Restless, Jennifer Gareis plays a dim guiding light in
Cuba Gooding, Jr.'s new flick, Boat Trip. STYLE
118 FASHION—Get wrecked.
144 SNOWBOARDS—Hit the decks.
146 SNEAKERS—We got rubber sole.
148 WINTER GEAR—Cool as a witch's tit. DEPARTMENTS
12 STAND-UP SIT-DOWN
Comedian Robert Schimmel survives lancer, and an interview with RAMP.
14 ALMOST FAMOUS
She Spies' Natashia Williams lays down ;ome killer Kung Fu.
15 BOOZE CLUES
Sum rated, celebrities in rehab and recipes or disaster.
20 OFF RAMP
Set a gander at barnyard freaks, meet folks Nith lobster feet and spend quality
time Nith convict cowboys—all to the strains of Mood, sweat and steers.
32 GIRLS OF... PAINTBALL
These ball-busting babes are gunning for a fight.
38 GUINEA PIG
Dur in-house stuntman has some shocking encounters.
40 WET SPOT
Resident sexpert Judy Dutton is drilled by the staff on love, lust and the bathroom
floor. Well, not really, but at least we tried.
42 CHEAT SHEET
Fake a groove on the dance floor, have your way with women and get laid at a funeral.
44 MONEY SHOT
Splash your cash around... the world. We'll tell you how much to bring. But remember,
when in Korea, avoid the hot dog.
46 THE 3RD DEGREE
Ritalin-deprived rich guy Matthew Lesko takes Uncle Sam for a ride.
47 ARE YOU A REAL MAN?
WD-40, duct tape, Ramen noodles, home sex videos and size 13 pumps... what's in
your closet buddy?
48 JOCK RAP
Ray Lewis is his own No. 1 fan. Michael Strahan gives us a peak inside his playbook.
52 TUNE IN
Kid Rock and Uncle Kracker sound off on strippers, cash and takin' care of business.
54 ROAD RAGE
Take a spin in the latest Mustang and check out the greatest muscle cars of all
time. Hey, no food in the car, buddy!
117 RAMP SALUTES
Philo T. Farnsworth may have been screwed in the history books, but the inventor
of the TV gets a good reception from us.
126 REVIEWS
From the peerless to the pitiful, RAMP makes its ruling on the newest music, movies,
TV shows and books.
138 GADGETS
Step up to the digital age with the hottest phones, cameras and portable players.
150 VIDEO GAMES
Want to know what gives good play? From Tony Hawk to Mr. T, we'll tell ya.
EDITOR'S LETTER
The evolution of man continues.
I'm not looking for anyone to tell me what I need to say or buy to be a real man.
I don't think you are either. Whether you're a CEO or getting your GED, your time's
too valuable for anything less than the best. Whether it's a $6 hamburger or a
$60,000 sports car, you've got choices, and RAMP is here to give you what you've
grown up to want. It's a big world out there for guys who get the joke. But not
for those who need it explained to them.
We love beautiful women, good drinks and great jokes, but—despite what everyone
else thinks—that's not all. We're looking for adventure and we still long
for season tickets. We like to look smart (because we are!), but we don't sit
around discussing new ways to knot our ties.
RAMP offers a homegrown view of American pop culture, and we want to hear what
you have to say. Got a cool ride or know a sexy bartender? Let us know and we'll
show everyone.
We took the conventional magazine page and supersized it to give you more relevant
information in a high-gloss package. You'll feel the difference. This is the magazine
I wanted to read, and I hope you feel the same way.
Welcome to the next level!
