09 EDITORIAL
...SAY "HELLO"
10 FICTION
SUCK MY COCK
14 COLE TUCKER
MERCURY STUDIOS
24 Logan Reed
STUDIO 2000
26 SCOTT DANIELS
CENTAUR FILMS
46 TONY TEDESCO
CATALINA VIDEO
54 YURI BRESHNEV Chantelle-stevens-porn-star">Kristen BJORN
64 REVIEW
AMAZON ADVENTURE
70 Tom Chase
JOCKS STUDIOS
EDITORIAL NOTE
LOOK FOR A CONNECTOR AND SAY, "HELLO!"
One night, just a few weeks ago, I was bored. I didn't want to go to a
bar. I didn't want to call a masseur. I didn't want to get out my
little black book. I didn't want to watch another gay porn movie. I
didn't want to watch a straight porn from the satellite. I didn't want
spend an hour deciding what costume get-up to wear to visit a sex club.
I didn't want to get out the dildo collection and put them in the
dishwasher to bring them up to body temperature. I didn't want to get
on the Web and find myself in a boring Chat Room with a hundred men
telling lies about themselves. I knew every gay website because I
reviewed them all for STARS Magazine over the last two years.
I wanted to do something different.
Sitting on the coffee table was a collection of local gay newspapers
and magazines I knew contained ads of every category from men who were
probably just as bored and just as alone as I was. So I picked one up
and started reading the "yellow" pages. There was not one ad that
appealed to me and most of them I had read before. Nothing changes.
Everyone has 8 inches, well built, lonely, buffed body, bubble butt,
versatile, oral and/or anal. For some reason they all have the
initials, GWM. It simply means they are Gay, White and Male! The
newspaper I was looking at was a Gay Newspaper. What straight man would
even look at or know about such a paper? Anyway, on the back of the
paper was a full-page 4-color ad for 976-MUSCLE. The picture was one
from a layout we put in Jock Magazine months and months ago. I knew who
the body belonged to even though they didn't show the face. I also knew
that if I called the number I would not get the person in the ad. Been
around too long to fall for that. The fact that it was a 976-Number I
knew it would cost money to call. On the bottom and on the right of the
ad was a FREE notice. A number where you could place an ad on the
bulletin board for 24 hours FREE! I liked FREE.
I was ready to place a free ad when I noticed that the 976-Number was
only $2.00 for 24 hours of use. For $2.00 I thought I would take a
chance. What an incredible investment I made. I got a PIN Number and
went to find a Muscleman. On the phone, who knows what kind of muscles
they have. On the phone, who cares? Well! I had the greatest time
talking to other lonely men in the area who were just as frustrated as
I was. We would talk, ask questions, look for a compatibility and if
there wasn't one you just hit the "0"on your phone and a voice comes on
and says, "Say Hello!"You say "Hello" and a new lonely hunk starts
talking.
"Hey! What are ya lookin' for?"the voice says. If he doesn't like what
you are lookin' for he punches the "0" and the recorded voice says once
again, "Say Hello!" This can go on for 24 hours until you find someone.
Of course I found one and I had 23 hours left for my $2.00 investment.
I got off, got up and went to bed. I slept for ten hours straight.
The purpose behind telling you all this? Because in the nearest big
city to you there are the same magazines and newspapers with the same
type ads. All you have to do is read them and use them.
Chuck Edwards
Editor-In-Chief
