EDITORIAL NOTE
The Skinny
Whoever that government moron was who ago uttered those immortal words "Television
is a vast wasteland" back in the Sixties obviously hasn't flicked on the
boob tube over the past couple of months. Whether they're broadcast over the airwaves
or carried over cable, TV's luscious ladies seem to be everywhere these days—and
only an idiot wouldn't tune in the "idiot box" to ogle these pulchritudinous
princesses of prime time.
To that end, we offer you Celebrity Skin's 57 Top Boob Tube Beauties (Go ahead,
count 'em. And don't forget to include our Poster Babes!), a cum-pendium of cathode
consorts that could get a rise out of Andy Rooney!
For an in-depth look at TV's most accomplished artists, make an appointment with
the ladies of our Dirty Docs, Lewd Lawyers And Other Perverse Professionals department.
Here you'll find such sexy specialists as Gloria Reuben of ER, curvy Carey Lowell
of Law And Order, munificent Moira Kelly of To Have And To Hold, and many others.
And after you're done ringing JAG'S Catherine Bell, hop over to our Sitcom Sex Machine section, where the laughs and labes keep on cummin' in the oh-so-flexible
forms of Fran Drescher of The Nanny, Friends' Courteney "Suck" Cox,
Mad About You's Helen Hunt, Ally McBeal's Portia de Rossi and Dyan Cannon and
a slew of other comedic coozes!
And there's much, much, more. Spelling Television Tarts spotlights the slinkiest
sirens to appear in the TV productions of broadcast fossil Aaron Spelling, including
Melrose Place's Josie Bissett, Marcia Cross and Heather Locklear, The Love Boat's
Stacey Travis and Joan Severance and, of course, Beverly Hills 90210's Tori Spelling,
a damn fine actress—just ask her dad! Syndicated Sisters focuses on V.I.P.'s
Pam Anderson, Baywatch's Mitzi Kapture, Xena's Lucy Lawless (above), and other
not-quitea-real-network stars, while Daytime Divas takes a leering look at Krista
Allen, Schae Harrison, Catherine Kelly Lang and other sultry soap stars who work
long, hard days. And speaking of long and hard....
Now drop that remote control and wrap your hands around something a little more
engaging...Celebrity Skin #74!
