EDITORIAL NOTE
The Skinny
You know, we at SKIN pride ourselves on being witty and informative and all that,
but we have to ask: What the hell are you doing reading this when there are new
nudes of Gwyneth Paltrow on page 6?
Sure, we want to fill you in on everything this ish has to offer, in our usual
wise-ass way. And yes, Catherine Zeta-Jones is Da Bomb, and she does look like
her usual fantastic self smiling at you over there, even if she's wearing waaayyyy
too much at the moment.
But are you mad, man? Go ahead, check out Gwyneth, leading off the Grin &
Bear It section of CELEBRITY SKIN #81. And while you're at it, take a gander at
the Beth-hurley-porn-sta">Liz Hurley shots, too; we like her alleged new attitude about paparazzi, in
which she apparently figures if they're going to take nude shots of her, she may
as well pose in as flattering a manner as possible. Oh, and did we mention we've
got Catherine Zeta-Jones frolicking in the buff with Michael Douglas, whose ass
was already wrinkled as a prune seven long years ago in Basic Instinct? Okay,
so you won't be looking at Mike's ass...but you get the point. Go check out all
there is to offer inside, and come back to us later.
So, how was it? Seriously, we're not insulted. A hearty rush of arousal beats
a good chuckle any day of the week.
Hey, while you were nosing around in there, did you catch the Ravishing Rock Video
Vamps section? We've got some of your favorite chicks as they appeared both on
music television and in your wildest fantasies: Liv Tyler, Alicia Silverstone,
Angelina Jolie, Tawny Kitaen and more!
And what about the Stars of The New Millennium Calendar, featuring the best of
Hollywood's rising young hotties? We're talking Heather Graham, Denise Richards,
Reese Witherspoon, Katie Holmes, Beth-porn-st">Shannon ElizaBeth and Jaime Pressly...and that's
only half a year's worth!
Plus, there are some women you wanted so bad, you even took the time to write
in and ask for them. Madeleine Stowe, Laura Dern, Gillian Anderson, and Mira Sorvino
are among the stars we're featuring At Your Request.
Alright, already, get back to it�because if there's one unbreakable rule
in Tinseltown, it is this: Never keep a naked actress waiting!
-Eds.
