FULL FRONTAL ASSAULT: Hair There & Everywhere!
(Our 90th Issue!!) TOP NOTCH
4 Splitting Hairs Demi Moore
6 Short & Hurley's Beth-hurley-porn-sta">ElizaBeth Hurley
8 Gathering Moss Jerry Hall
10 Baycrotch Pamela Anderson BRUSH WITH GREATNESS
12 Cleft Palette GEORGIA O'KEEFFE
14 Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow PAMELA GREEN
18 French Open Brigitte Bardot
20 Aqua Vulva Jayne Mansfield
22 The Missing Shears Bettie Page
26 Thigh Neighbor's Wife Diane Webber CELLULOINS: THE 10 FINEST FULL FRONTAL SCENES
30 #10 Tropic of Cancer Ellen Burstyn
32 # 9 The Initiation HUNTERTYLO
34 # 8 Sirens Tara Fitzgerald
36 # 7 Love Crimes Sean Young
38 # 6 James Joyce's Women FIONNULA FLANAGAN
40 # 5 Exit to Eden Dana Delany
42 # 4 Billy Bathgate Nicole Kidman
44 # 3 1984 SUZANNA HAMILTON
46 # 2 Short Cuts Julianne Moore
48 # 1 Basic Instinct Sharon Stone FUZZTONES
52 Papa Don't Bleach Madonna
54 `Cramps' Her Style IVY RORSCHACH
58 Muff Diva LIL' KIM HIRSUTE PURSUIT
60 Bible Pelt Kellie Everts
64 Hair to Stay SANDRA GUGENHEIM
68 Follicles Bergere Isabelle Huppert
70 South of the Border Claudia Ohana
72 Diplomossy EMMANUELLE ARSAN
74 Fur Campaign MARINA RIPA di MEANA
76 Mia Furrow! Serena Grandi B•LOWTHE BELT
78 Privates Collection Brinke Stevens
82 Sex Symbol Dye•Nasty Monique GABRIELLE
86 To Pluck or Not to Pluck? Debbie Rochon
88 Red Lips MANDY LEIGH
92 Fantasia's `Fanny' TONYA MANLEY
94 Shave 'n' a Haircut Julie Strain
EDITORIAL
THE SLEUTHSAYER
If you look at any little girl's Barbie Doll," says Sharon Stone, "she's
taken a ballpoint pen and she's drawn pubic hair on it Perhaps its just a basic
instinct since, in the words of Premiere, No crotch shot has garnered more attention
than Sharon Stone's" {each frame of her frontal frame is X-amined in our
centerspread}. Indeed, as Jennifer Tilly recently observed: "Sharon Stone
got to be a star BECAUSE she showed her genitalia. I don't think
that opening her legs wide on camera did her career any harm." Nor did it
debilitate—or depilate—Demi Moore, who earned a record $265,957.44
per second for her 47 seconds of nudity in Striptease. "Ladies and gentlemen,"
her character announces as she begins to peel onstage, this is my bodyguard {Ving
Rhames}, because my pussy is very valuable." Demi declared after filming
that all women should dare to explore the fantasy—to be naked in front of
a group of men. Women are conditioned to disconnect with their bodies from the
waist down." Now, Sleuth plugs you right in...
This first ever "FULL FRONTAL ASSAULT" special edition is no trivial
hirsute {sorry}. Rather, it's the REAL Hair Club for Men...and goes Beyond the
Fringe...crossing what the film book Total Exposure calls, "The final frontier
of nudity." So I, your Loyal Locks-myth, boldly go in search of the Golden
Fleece.
After all, it's what everybody's talking about: "Relax, Georgie," bottle
blonde Carole Lombard assured a shocked George Raft when he watched her apply
peroxide to her pubic hair. "I'm just making my collar and cuffs match."
Flash forward 65 years to April '98, when Posh Spice Girl Victoria Adams was heard
to complain under the hot lights: "These leather trousers make my cunt all
sweaty!" Then there's Lost in Space mom Mimi Rogers' remark: "The nude
in art is one of my favorite elements. I love my {1993} Playboy pictures. They're
not soft-porn, look-at-my-cooter shots."
But the front line that most made TV censors bristle came from Jolly 01' England
{home of Masterpuss Theatre and its high-brow Fursyte Saga}: In an early episode
of, The Avengers, a cat owner's club manager asks John Steed for "the name
of your beloved pussy?" "Emma," Steed states {re-fur-ing to Rigg?}.
"Coloring?" "Reddish brown." "Oh," the cat connoisseur
purrs, "what a joy it must be when she's curled up in your lap."
So, as you curl up with this "FULL FRONTAL" on your lap top, remember
that the word "puberty" comes from the same root as "pubes"...and
that its onset is defined as "when hair first appears at the lower part of
the abdomen surrounding the external genitals." Pubescence, in fact, refers
to "the soft down that covers the surface of the skin." We scratch below
that surface, to chart the stars' career growth {let's hope they don't get snippy}.
And no lip reading...
Your Mane Man,
