IN THIS MONTH'S ISSUE...
96 The lion tamer
A circus veteran on Clarence the cross-eyed cat, getting bitten and a horny lion
named Bingo.
98 Bathtime for psychos!
The Navy SEALS are the world's toughest fighting force. See what it takes to make
the cut.
107 Tame her friends!
To make it into your girlfriend's bed, you'll also have to win over her evil,
unfriendly entourage.
113 The man who stole 17 million dollars David Ghantt thought he had committed the perfect heist until his partners tried
to kill him.
118 The seven wonders
We bring you the finest women in all of music, and none of them are the hatchet-faced
Joplin.
137 Absolute power!
Twenty pages of wondrous tech gear, and the chance to win over $14,000 worth of
it.
170 Jackie Chan
The kung fu master on Yugoslavian nurses, Bruce Lee's nunchakus and being sold
at birth.
172 Sex, drugs and baseball
Leaving a trail of destruction wherever they played, the New York Mets tore through
the '80s with the fury of a heavy-metal band.
180 And the Oscar goes to ...
Think you can do better than The Blair Witch Project? FHM explains how to make
your Hollywood dreams come true.
186 Jessica Simpson Jessica Simpson takes a break from the battle for pop supremacy to headline FHM's
betterthan-Lilith women-in-music extravaganza.
194 Will Ferrell
SNL's resident maniac on hanging with his old pal Saddam Hussein, the evil Chevy
Chase and not hugging Britney Spears. IN EVERY ISSUE...
27 Letters
This month's collection of wasted ink prolongs the thorny "twelfth president"
debate, reveals why you should stay off of Philadelphia's subway and features
a man brave enough to call Jevon Kearse a spaz.
32 Reporter
The world's meanest celebrities, children who operate heavy machinery, an update
on the race to become the next messiah, men who marry their pets and, yes!, Laurie
Fortier.
61 Reviews
The latest efforts from Green Day, Everlast and Mystikal, among others. Plus,
movie reviews, game stuff and an Internet page that teaches you how to sell trash
online.
86 Confessions
A hitchhiker encounters a filthy old man on a nightmare journey through the Australian
outback, and a one-night stand reveals itself to be something far more sinister.
90 Bar room jokes
Are you ready for the laughter? We've unleashed the ha-ha with the greatest jokes—ever!
92 Grub Smith's laboratory of love
The man who thinks he's God's gift to women gets jiggy with an "adult entertainer"
to find out if he's ready for the big leagues.
197 Fashion
Including everything denim, the tailored look, awesome sweaters, the cheerful
Mos Def and grooming products for every occasion.
226 Hospital
Free assistance with your paint-stripper breath, deodorants with the power to
tame your body's exuberance, the right way to handle an office romance and a football
player who's died twice in the operating room.
232 True stories
Because it's better to laugh at than laugh with.
