FEATURES 64 QUOTE, UNQUOTE
Ickey Woods
The former Bengals running back on going broke, selling meat and the Ickey Shuffle.
68 MODERN HORROR
The great pretender
A swindler's family pays a high price before his double life is revealed.
72 ALEXIS THORPE
Delicious!
A Hollywood up-and-comer on her hatred for guys in Ferraris.
78 BERSERKER
Flavor Flay
Public Enemy's timekeeper and Lover of ornamental dentistry on running for president.
82 THE DEFINITIVE GUIDE TO...
Dating rich women
What to expect if the woman of your dreams turns out to be more loaded than the
Donald.
94 THE LIST
Blowing a fortune
Twenty things to waste your millions on.
102 CASINO KING
'I want losers!'
The man who handles Vegas's highest rollers.
106 CAREERS
Meet the team!
How to start over with a job that doesn't suck.
112 COVER CURL Leslie Bibb
The star of Popular and See Spot Run sits through FHM's 50-question interrogation.
120 QUOTE, UNQUOTE
Mark Cuban
The billionaire Mavericks honcho and most-fined owner in sports on buying a jet
off the Internet. IN EVERY ISSUE
30 REPORTER
Sixteen pictures of bullets exploding, 12 places to stuff your pie hole, a coffin
you can fold, plus the smoking offspring of Cheryl Ladd.
51 REVIEWS
The usual roundup of music, film and games, plus ways to become a minister at
the click of a mouse and an interview with the legendary Rip Torn.
123 FASHION
Today's coolest belts, high-end designerwear for the un-cost-conscious and cowboy
fashion that's perfect for the next time you're in Texas.
150 MACHINERY
TV products for the lazy man, the Jaws of Life explained and picnic gear you can
stash in your trunk. Including the table.
154 GASOLINE
An intriguing look at the world's most expensive car, including the manufacturer's
diagrams on how to get into the driver's seat.
158 HOSPITAL
Your latest freakish ailments diagnosed, plus doctors argue that your nose is
more than just a good place to keep your finger.
164 THE SEX
Grub writes a script, hires a film crew and produces the kind of movie you used
to find bidden in your father's closet. The star? Himself. THE MAILBAG
24 Letters
Thoughts from readers, such as the man who's created a museum dedicated to Tiffani
Thiessen—in his garage.
28 The FHM files
A rare glimpse at the inner workings of FHM.
62 Bar roomJokes
For those times when dirty limericks just aren't getting the job done.
168 True stories
Because the world should know about a guy who accidentally heckled a midget.
