FEATURES 72 QUOTE, UNQUOTE,
JAMIE KENNEDY
Who would have thought that tool from Scream would become so damn funny?
74 MODERN HORROR
LEAP OR DIE!
Waterfalls are breathtaking wonders of nature—unless you're trapped in one.
80 Rachel Hunter
ROCK 'N' ROLL FANTASY
The former supermodel returns to what she does best: wearing little clothing.
86 BERSERKER
HEIDI FLEISS
Hollywood's most famous madam on peddling top-grade female booty.
92 SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS
SEX FOR SALE!
Hear from women who will have sex for stuff like cable TV or a pack of smokes.
100 Padma Lakshmi
DINNER IS SERVED!
Witness the hottest thing in cooking since Julia Child singed her arm flab.
104 THE FHM GUIDE TO...
GETTING RICH
Join the fortunate few who have made a bundle off their silly inventions.
112 COVER GIRLS
THE HILTON SISTERS
They're young. They're blond. And they could buy you with their pocket change.
122 QUOTE, UNQUOTE
THE BOUNTY HUNTER
He's not a cop or FBI, but that doesn't stop him from running down convicts. IN EVERY ISSUE
32 REPORTER
Be awestruck by panties made of armor, a recipe for rodent stew and a place that
lets you film your own porn.
59 REVIEWS
Slap Shot's Hanson brothers get two minutes for roughing. Plus, loads of film,
music, Internet and games.
125 FASHION
The newest sunglasses, the coolest sneakers and plenty of casual clothes for your
slackest summer days.
142 MACHINERY
Power tools that make unsandEd Wood weep alongside golf accessories for guys who
still have all their fingers.
146 BIONIC
Sure, there's sex news and exercise tips, but most importantly, hints on how to
hide your rank man-stink.
152 GASOLINE
The juiced-up beasts of NASCAR laid bare, and the new Weakest Link host brags
about his chrome. THE MAILBAG
26 LETTERS
Two readers display their freakish body parts and another sends a doll of Dennis
Rodman in a dress.
70 BAR ROOM JOKES
The monthly roundup of punch lines so funny they'll make you bleed out of your
eyes.
160 TRUE STORIES
Tales of degradation and shame capped by the goon who left his license plate at
a crime scene.
