FEATURES 78 QUOTE, UNQUOTE
TERRY BRADSHAW
Once he was the NFL's greatest quarterback. Now he's not.
80 SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS
REALITY CHECK!
Three guys discover their sexual inad- equacies—via a national magazine.
86 BERSERKER David-lee-model">David Lee ROTH
Meet the man who's spent the summer driving Sammy Hagar bananas.
92 Angie Everhart
ACTION PACKED!
Taking a respite from her breakneck Life, the model/actress poses for FHM.
100 MODERN HORROR
DINNER TIME
Beer and beef go great with the outdoors. Until a bear mauls you for them.
108 MEHCAN HEANEY-CRIER
DIVER DOWN!
The American freedive record holder redefines the word breathtaking.
116 THE FHM GUIDE TO .. .
FOOTBALL'S HEROES!
A salute to the greedy, the overrated, the arrogant and the irritating.
130 COVER GIRL Anna Kournikova
You voted her Sexiest Woman in the World. Wise choice.
138 QUOTE, UNQUOTE
THE BULLFIGHTER
You know those massive and majestic horned animals? This guy kills them. IN EVERY ISSUE
32 REPORTER
Behold the finest sideline reporter in football, Jill Arrington. Plus, balloons
that make you jump sky-high, instructions for cooking puppies and a chart for
gauging your scrotal wattage.
57 REVIEWS
A comparison of football's greatest video games, a redneck in suburbia and wisdom
from the only Italian American you'll survive addressing as "Big Pussy."
141 FASHION
As the mercury prepares for its yearly dive, FHM's fashion spectacular has you
covered from head to toe with the clothing and accessories of the world's top
designers.
172 MACHINERY
A "portable" music player could refer to a huge, shoulder-mounted boom
box with speakers the size of pizzas. Those are great—if you want scoliosis.
Try these tiny tune repositories instead.
178 GASOLINE
FHM presents an assortment of ATVs for your off-roading pleasure. Plus, Honda's
breakthrough SUV that essentially looks like a box on wheels ...
a rugged, highly outfitted box. THE MAILBAG
26 LETTERS
One reader shaves a spider into his beard while another observes a man made out
of paper and his date. Plus, photography tips from a cameraman for Girls Gone
Wild!
76 BAR ROOM JOKES
Like rubbing against a sweaty midget, these funnies will leave you with an embarrassing
warm wetness on your pants.
184 TRUE STORIES
Readers' memories of ridicule and humiliation, topped this month by a dude who
apologized to the junkie who robbed him.
