FEATURES 76 QUOTE, UNOUOTE
ROBERT DUVALL
Old granite jaw on the tango, Sean Penn's big mouth and Brando's gut.
78 HEROISM
MODERN DAY HEROES
The worst from global conflicts brings out the best in US troops.
92 JILL RITCHIE
KID SISTER
Her brother is Kid Rock. You can tell because they have the same hair.
96 SEX & RELATIONSHIPS
INVESTIGATIVE DATING
Clearly, the best way to analyze a girl is to root through her bedroom.
102 Shania Twain
NORTHERN EXPOSURE
Her new album is called Up! A more apt title would be Erect!
106 SEXCAPADES
SEX RECORDS!
Honor champs of rumpty, like the chick who came 134 times in an hour.
108 YOUNG, RICH & SINGLE
THE 50 MOST ELIGIBLE
Because the best dates are the ones you don't have to pay for.
118 24 HOURS WITH...
JAMIE KENNEDY
Humiliate the innocent with The WB's top prank monkey.
124 COVER GIRL Leeann Tweeden
The hottest damn sports show correspondent. Period.
132 Q&A
SHAGGY
He's a musician who served in the Army. So really, he's just like Elvis. IN EVERY ISSUE
32 REPORTER
The Dallas Mavericks' cheerleaders dampen brows, plus the ultimate batting cage,
surrogate foreskins and a woman who thinks like a cow.
59 REVIEWS
The X-Men mutants returneth, Godsmack scares moms, we guzzle zombie gaming fuel
and Lou Diamond Phillips fears heights.
137 FASHION
Stare in wonder at poolside apparel for the coming heat, sports watches for non-sporting
types and cK getting all graffiti.
154 MACHINERY
It's The Swedish Chef slicing and dicing in the FHM mess hall! Plus, gizmos that
remember everything—perfect for the lobotomized.
158 GASOLINE
Porsche's thumping Carrera GT, and, speaking of Germans, boats that offer more
watersport thrills than an open-minded Bavarian.
164 BIONIC
Puck-monster Jeremy Roenick's preparation for the ice cauldron, Mekhi Phifer's
boast of strength, and freedom from snot hell. MAILBOX
24 LETTERS
Vida's booty juggernaut endangers productivity, pants. Plus, one man builds the
perfect Baywatch babe just like Weird Science.
74 BAR ROOM JOKES
Guaranteed funnier than a white Rasta playing bongos.
168 TRUE STORIES
Others endure hellish physical and emotional traUmma-porn-star">Uma. Laugh like a crazed baboon
at their suffering!
