FEATURES 70 Legends
AMERICAN ICONS
What do college mascots do after they graduate? They go corporate, of course.
The most-beloved product-hawkers of our time were brought together for an epic
photo shoot that involves, as you'd expect, Mr. Peanut doing some funky fly dance
moves.
74 Scarlet Letters Jenna Jameson
Until recently, her body of work was stashed under your mattress or in a computer
folder titled "Boring college term papers:' Now, she's on your coffee table
next to Chaucer.
80 Goodfellas
THE LAST DON
As head of the Bonanno crime family, Joseph Massino flustered the feds like no
other Mob boss before him. Until his own men turned and betrayed him.
88 Baby Love
EMMA BUNTON
Woodrow Wilson granted women the right to vote, but this Spice Girl grabbed the
baton and spearheaded the Girl Power movement. Now, the Baby of the group wants
to show you she's all grown up!
92 Standouts
THE BEST OF 2004
Like a love letter to the year gone by—only without the sappy Jewel quotes—FHM
looks back at the 2004 moments so awesome that they trumped the 18th birthdays
of both Lindsay Lohan and the Olsen twins!
102 Breakout Star Fergie
The Black Eyed Peas have always brought the hip-hop funk. But it wasn't until
they recruited this curvy sexpot to hold a microphone that the whole world started
listening. And looking.
108 Quote, Unquote
THE JEWEL THIEF
George Clooney needs Brad Pitt and acrobatic Asians to pull off his heists. Real
thieves run solo and steal from people with George Clooney money. IN EVERY ISSUE
20 LETTERS
A clown gets help, Alyssa Milano gets turned over and soldiers get decorations.
Plus, the smallest apartment in the world!
28 INCOMING
It's a Hometown Honeys showdown, followed by the animal kingdom's greatest fights
and the world's most ridiculous shopping cart.
47 REVIEWS
FHM goes record shopping with QB cruncher Willie McGinest, takes voice lessons
from AC/DC's singer and learns just how loony Howard Hughes was.
62 LADIES CONFIDENTIAL
Pony up on your girl know-how with five enigmatic lovelies and the advice of Beth
and Isaac. Then put your schooling to the test with 20 sexy singles.
113 FASHION
Get your rocks off with Yosemite's climbers, then see what Andre 3000 wears below
his plaid parachute pants.
131 MACHINERY
Still ugly? Learn how to rock! FHM presents all the head-banging, noise-making
instruments needed to pay proper respect to Satan. Or Carson Daly.
136 SPEED
Unlike a Dutch Oven, BMW's new car doesn't need gas to operate. Check out Ma Nature's
preferred fuels, then straddle this winter's fastest snowmobiles.
140 BIONIC
X Games champion skier Simon Dumont breaks down his technique and shows off his
workout so you can make the bunny slopes your bitch. ADDED VALUE
26 TRUE STORIES
Ever ended a story with, "I didn't know she was a dude at the time"?
Please share.
60 BAR ROOM JOKES
You'll laugh so hard you'll forget about the crying on the inside.
144 WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
Can't find true loge? Try locating these photo intruders instead.
