COUVERTURE
16 LUIS FERNANDO de SOUZA
Shot by Chantelle-stevens-porn-star">Kristen-bjorn-porn-star">Chantelle-stevens-porn-star">Kristen Bjorn in Europe, this cute stud doesn't speak a word of English,
but has his French and Greek act down tight...
28 Cort Stevens
Shot by Forum Studios takes a kicking and keeps on licking, this self-proclaimed
straight dude knows how to take those faggot cocks up the ass and ride them all
butt good and way nasty...
46 MARK CALLES
Shot by Falcon Studios wants to eat your pie take his face for a ride and watch
that tongue tempt your oh so tender tush...
60 ADAM SAX
Shot by Forum Studios he's a lover who turns into a gonzo slut the minute the
two of you hit the sheets, or whatever; this month's cover pick and boy voted
most likely to melt your fucking heart...
80 DINO PHILIPS
Shot by Forum Studios he's shamelessly hopped on just about every hard-dicked
dude in videos... SAGA
8 MEN AND THEIR STORIES
Brief biz on our boys...
14 CYBER STUF
GFT IT UP AND OFF
Eddie Went surfs the net...
36 FUCKING FOR CASH
Author Dick Bettig
When it cums to coming your way, it may be best to consider your assets before
your ass...
44 TEST DRIVE
Author Dorian Pierce
A forgotten roadway, some place else, where you drive an ass and ride a car...
70 JOCKO
Artist Craig Esposito's newest comic strip!
74 VIDEO MARQUIS
Minotaur's new release: Quick Study
EDITOR NOTES
You're a fucking liar if you say you've never entertained the thought of entertaining
your lips on the wholesome, meaty crotch of a hot, indifferent but surprisingly
willing straight man. Do a straight man, me? Not interested! Fucking liar. Never
came to mind. Fucking liar. I'm a gay man and I only think of gay men. Fucking
liar, liar, hair on fire!
You know you couldn't drop to your quaking, quivering dick-sucking knees fast
enough if a hot, stud, straight dude slopped his fat pecker out for your to please,
or dropped the back of his pants for your hard felt donation, and you're a fucking
liar if you deny it, queen. I received a note from a frustrated yutz a while back
flapping his pathetic, limp dick-lain lips about my "indelicate" editorial
posturing. "I'll never buy another magazine you have anything to do with,"
she swished. Fucking liar. Since that's all but about half a dozen queer zines
on the racks, you'll buy 'em and you'll like 'em, or you'll go without. It's rare
Christina, not row. "Your editorials are homophobic and hateful," he
trashed, "I wish you'd die and burn in publisher's hell." Take a number.
I write what I see and tell it the way it is. If you have trouble swallowing it,
try it up your ass. For the rest of you, relax. There's no need to panic or get
defensive. Read on before you fire off another one of your whiny, short-sighted
"boycott Klinger rag" letters. There nothing wrong with twisted sisters
having "straight" dreams. It doesn't mean you're weird or perverted.
It certainly in no way suggests that you're dissatisfied with your current sexual
conquests, that you're not pleased as pink punch that you're gay, or gawd forbid
homophobic. It simply means that if you're among the majority of healthy-minded,
gay men, you've given thought, a time or two, to challenging the forbidden. Conqueerring
the unconquerable. Assertaining the trueJock needs and desires of the object of
your potentially fatal attraction. So what is the message here? Could it be that
gay men are basically attracted to men and that perhaps, in some small way, psychologically
or otherwise, straight men often better or more directly reflect what it is that
gay men find most physically attractive? Could it be that all the "queening
out" many gay men seem to do actually turns other fags off, sexually? That
all the hee-haw guffaws gays garner by imitating Channing, Davis, Monroe and their
ilk are actually turning their suitor's sexual interests, at least initially,
elsewhere?
Be honest with yourself. Haven't you a bit of a yearning for that straight-looking
construction worker you pass by on your way to your job each day? Haven't you
had an occasional fantasy about how fast you'd spread your legs to take on that
next door neighbor if he'd only "smarten up," dump that nagging bitch
and hump a ride on your wide side? How about that incredibly hot cop that pulled
you over and gave you a stiff ticket instead of his night stick? Wouldn't a little
oral copulation been better than that citation? Everybody gets hard over things
hard to get. I say go for it. Let your imagination free and follow your gut feelings.
Just take it easy. You never know, maybe tomorrow's Mr. Right is today's Mr. Closet.
Then again, maybe he'll cut your freaking nuts off instead since some things in
life are better left unsaid. Govern yourself accordingly. End of story.