FEATURES 84 FATAL ATTRACTION
THE WORLD'S DEADLIEST THINGS
From killer viruses to fatal household appliances, we've combed the planet for
people, places, and things that make the Grim Reaper giggle.
94 COVER Succubus Chantelle-fontain-porn-star">Rebecca GAYHEART
The former Noxzema girl and Urban Legend costar checks into an abandoned motel
and lets us peek through the keyhole.
100 CULT LEADER 101
TIPS FROM THE PUPPETMASTER
These mind-control tips from the CIA, psychol- ogists, and others will help you
turn coworkers, friends, and potential dates into compliant zombies that will
do your bidding.
108 CAREER ADVANCEMENT
THAT DAMNED MAXIM OFFICE GAME
Take dares, earn points, destroy the productivity of Noi corporate America, win
money, and have fun. ..all at the same time. Here's how.
116 TRAVEL
GO TO HELL!
We tour the underworld and bring you all the sights, sounds, and smells to be
enjoyed in this ultimate tourist destination of the damned. Plus, a little face
time with the Big D himself!
124 HEAVEN
SCREAMERS
A roundup of ear- (and heart-) piercing horror-movie gals that could wake the
dead.
130 CRUEL TOOLS
BODY SHOP
In the hands of a skilled doctor, these surgical instruments could save your life.
But that doesn't keep them from looking like things you'd pick up at a Spanish
Inquisition garage sale.
132 SIN
WILD, WILD WEB
MASMAN uses the Internet to locate willing women and permissive husbands all over
the U.S. who want to walk on the wild side. Then he flies out to meet them.
136 STYLE
WOOLLY BULLIES
The New Jersey Devils hockey team hits the ice to prove a point: Fashion doesn't
have to be fragile. COLUMNS
60 HEALTH
THE LAZY GUY'S GUIDE TO HEALTH
Go ahead, do push-ups till the cows come home. Or use this little cheat sheet—it
can turn the biggest lard-assed couch potato into Jack La Lanne. Almost.
66 SAYS HER
LEAVE ME LIKE A MAN
Breaking up doesn't have to be hard to do. Our girl Nancy Miller gives you the
blueprint for ending a relationship with minimal tears.. .or knife attacks.
70 SPORTS
SPAWN OF EVEL
Evel Knievel may have hung up his helmet, but his son carries on the family tradition.
. .as well as anyone named Robbie can.
74 DONE THAT
I DRANK WITH THE DEVIL
Absinthe is not only 150 proof, it's hallucinogenic and illegal. All good reasons
for Thomas Coughlin to pound a bottle in the name of science.
78 BUCKS
A DAY AT THE DRUG AUCTION
What happens to a drug dealer's loot after he's busted? Jim Thornton tries to
buy a confiscated Rolls-Royce from the U.S. government for $225 and drive home.
..with spare change in his pocket.
144 WINE & DINE
666 PACK
Screw bobbing for apples. Try bobbing for these wickedly named beers and see how
fast your Halloween party goes into high gear.
148 STUFF
SCARED STIFF
The ultimate practical joke prop. That's all we're going to say. Really. Not another
word. DEPARTMENTS
28 CIRCUS MAXIMUS
Cast a real sex spell, perform exorcisms in your spare time, watch Count Dracula
and Count Chocula duke it out. ..and so much more.
58 TOY CHEST
Gadgets no grown-up three-year-old should be without
150 HANG TIME
Our cut-through-the-crap guide to the latest movies, music, television, and books
160 INSERT CAPTION HERE
A contest for the sick and twisted
