FEATURES 102 TRAVEL
ROAD TRIP!
It's 106 miles to Bethune, Colorado. You've got a full tank of gas and half a
pack of cigarettes, it's dark and you're wearing sunglasses. Get ready to hit
it.
111 ETERNAL YOUTHS
CARD 'EM
On-screen these girls look young enough to play high school hotties. In real life
they're old enough to play with whatever they want.
120 COVER GIRL MichElle Williams
Like many a young starlet, Dawson's Creek honey MichElle Williams hangs her hopes
of big-screen fame on Dick.
126 BACCHANALIA
PARTY TIME
It's your last Fourth of July party of the millennium. For America's sake, do
it right.
134 RATED M
THE MAXIMEST
What's the best bar trick? The best sex bribe? The best face for slapping? Let
the superlatives begin.
146 ISLAND GIRL
GEORGIANNA ROBERTSON
Only a blind idiot would leave this little girl in Kingston town.
154 WHEEL LIFE
ROADKILLERS
The three fastest bikes have just hit the market. We took a good look, then hired
someone with bigger cubes to ride 'em.
158 TRUE CRIME
HILLBILLY HOLOCAUST
America's birthday meant only one thing to the Kunz family—the end. Gil
Reavill revisits the mass murder that turned Independence Day into Halloween.
166 ROLE MODELS
GODS, NOT MEN
Einstein, Gandhi, and Roosevelt were among the century's greatest men...They're
not on this list. The 50 greatest guys, however, are here in all their glory. COLUMNS
68 SAYS HER
YOU LUCKY STIFF
Oral sex is perhaps the most selfless act a woman can perform for you, bless her
generous heart. Here's how to get more of it than you ever thought possible.
72 SPORTS
CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE GOAL
Five athletic greats tell you secrets and stories that were strictly off-the-record
back when they were kings. And we didn't even have to ply them with alcohol and
money or offer to pay their legal bills.
78 DONE THAT
NOW WE TEACH YOU HOW TO BOW"
After his jet fighter went down in flames, Colonel Ted Guy was captured, tortured,
and imprisoned in some of Vietnam's most infamous POW camps.
173 FASHION
ON THE WATCH
Any dope with the cash can buy himself an expensive suit. But as these affordable
getups clearly demonstrate, you can look twice as good as that guy for half the
dough. And while you're at it, check out these cool shoes.
190 STUFF
CONTROL FREAK
Behold these radio-controlled masterpieces. Why are they better than the toys
you had when you were nine? More speed. More noise. More risk of serious injury. DEPARTMENTS
40 CIRCUS MAXIMUS
These 15 pages were delivered to our office door late one night by a G-man riddled
with bullets. They provide insight into: throwing cow crap, bellying up to the
Flora-Bama lounge, and conquering France. Plus: a kick-boxing babe, beer chugging,
and weird porn
66 TOY CHEST
Gadgets no grown-up three-year-old should be without
84 HANG TIME
Our cut-through-the-crap guide to the latest movies, music, television, and books
196 INSERT CAPTION HERE
A contest to see if you're as sick and twisted as our editors