FEATURES
64 WE WANT ANSWERS! Dennis Hopper
The real rebel without a cause gives it up on orgies, opium, and Natalie Wood
in a tub of champagne.
66 BUTTER HER UP!
CRAZY STUFF WOMEN LOVE
Yeah, girls like flowers. But if you really want to turn her on, crash your car
into her living room or invite her over to feed your piranhas. Hey, it worked
for us.
72 BULLSHIT DEFLECTORS
TAKE NO CRAP FROM ANYONE!
Tired of being harassed by your mom, your coworkers, your girlfriend? Read our
guide to showing them who's boss.
78 PSYCHO SURGERY
THE BUTCHER OF SOUTH BEACH
When Alexander Baez awoke, he found himself strapped to a table and zonked on
dog tranquilizers, with quack surgeon Reinaldo Silvestre digging into his chest
with a spaTula. Grab the Maalox: We're heading for the operating room.
88 FINE ARTS
ATTACK OF THE KILLER B'S!
Chain-saw freaks, sexy Frankenhookers, flying innards. Maxim takes you to the
50 greatest B movies of all time.
96 THONG! THONG! THONG!
THE REAL SWIMSUIT ISSUE
Top models. Tiny bikinis. And none of that annoying sports filler. Just 38 smoking
pages of the planet's sexiest women. Dive in! REGULARS
18 LETTERS
Rosy crucifixions, bodies smeared with creamy peanut butter, and what one reader's
girlfriend did to get into the pages of Maxim. (Hey, lady, put your shirt back
on!)
22 JOKES
Who can sit around and crack 'em when there's so much damn work to do? We can.
24 CIRCUS MAXIMUS
Our intrepid reporters uncover the shocking truth about yo mama, penis-cloning
kits, Yiddish workout videos, ball-grabbing Brits, and the world's largest breasts.
Plus: going ape at the Valentine's Day Zoo Sex Tour, and a free airplane for every
reader! Now, that's journalism.
44 HOW TO
Shoot on net with Eric Lindros, survive a nasty avalanche, score an instant-chill
pill, and pick up a woman while cruising on horseback. Because, hey, you never
know...
50 SAYS HER
DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME
We asked a bunch of ladies to watch some porn, take notes, and get back to us.
Here's what they liked, what they didn't like, and what they'd rather have you
do to them instead.
54 SPORTS
SWAPPING PAINT
What's it like driving 200 mph with Dale Earnhardt on your ass, then flipping
end over end 25 times? NASCAR champ Rusty Wallace takes us for a spin.
60 BUCKS
THE MAXIM MUTUAL FUND
How can you make a cool million while drinking cold beer, watching ball games
on TV, gambling, and getting your girlfriend off? By buying the best guy-friendly
stocks for 2000. Our adviser picks 'em.
139 FASHION
Cuban duds so hip you'll spend all your dinero, spring clothes that'll make her
pretty little flower blossom, and shoes that rule the earth.
159 GRINDER
Which pair of jeans can tow an eight-cylinder toickup? Which watch can survive
a tumble off the top of the Maxim building? Which love wax goes the distance?
We tested this stuff and survived. Plus: the Who's BBC sessions, Scream 3, and
the maddest futuristic video games in the universe.
176 BEAT THIS CAPTION
Are you as sick and demented as we are? Prove it!
