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76 ROB SCHNEIDER
We picked up Hollywood's most unlikely gigolo and had a party. Here's his advice
about sex supermarkets, pimp fashion, and making your package look bigger.
78 ONE-ON-ONE
LORI HEURING & Susan Ward
The two hot stars from the new movie In Crowd in a steamy session of show and
tell.
90 BONNIE & CLYDE 2000
SHOTGUN SWEETHEARTS
Like most couples, Craig Pritchert and Nova Guthrie have a hobby in common. Theirs
happens to be robbing banks in broad daylight. In a spree of daring bank jobs
throughout the West, the couple's bagged nearly half a million bucks. And they're
still at large.
104 CHEESY LISTENING
30 WORST ALBUMS OF ALL TIME!
We dropped a handful of painkillers and subjected ourselves to the most God-awful
recordings ever made. Crank it up and find out who made our hall of shame.
114 UNION JACKED Jane Leeves
Dr. Crane's sexy British sidekick on Frasier is stealing the show. But you won't
see this on TV.
120 MAXIM BLACK BELT
'OY! I'LL GIVE YOU SUCH A SMACK'
Want to know how to bust a kneecap? Shatter a nose? Tum a healthy set of balls
into a bag o' cottage cheese? Read our breakneck guide to selfdefenSe and you'll
never tum tail and run again.
128 GIRLIE ACTION
SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIALS
Wine her, dine her, shock her, do anything but bore her. Here are 25 fun things
you never thought of doing with your girl.
140 FIELD OF SCREAMS
DISGRACE BALL
Behind the smilin' face of our national pastime lies a tapestry of drunkenness,
violence, and vomit. Grab your rubber gloves: We're heading for the ballpark.
148 COVER GIRL
JODI LYN O'KEEFE
The She's All That superstar dishes it out on kick boxing, thigh-high garters,
and the finger-sucking scene in her new flick Whatever It Takes. Hey, we'll do
it! REGULARS
22 LETTERS
Our readers confess to eating moose penis, guzzling beer for breakfast, and smearing
olive purée on their eyelids! Plus: the joys of eating out, and how one
reader stole the shirt right off the back of)I4 xim's founder, Felix Dennis.
28 JOKES
We can clearly see you're nuts!
30 CIRCUS MAXIMUS
The nation's rowdiest machine gun festival, the coolest breweries, stock cars
that collide head-on in midair...our team of underpaid reporters uncovers the
scum that is the America psyche. Also, hear us giggle as we singe our interns
with hot irons! (Hmm, better put some ice on that...)
52 HOW TO
Sink free throws with Reggie Miller, start your own radio station, fall asleep
anywhere, and defuse an angry woman. Because, hey, your life may depend on it.
60 SAYS HER
TALK DIRTY TO ME
Tired of the plain old moans and make-love-to-me's? Our guide to oral pleasure
will have your lady mouthing off like a porn star in no time. Yes...yes...yes!
66 SPORTS
WARNING: I BRAKE FOR CONCUSSIONS
Strap on your helmet! We're heading 60 mph down a mountain with world champion
mountain biker Eric Carter. Plus: the sickest extreme-sports accidents of all
time.
72 SAYS HIM
THE SINGLE FILE
When his long-term relationship tanked, our man headed back out onto the cold,
harsh dating scene—without battle armor. His report on romance, rejection,
and the quest for the 'antidesperant."
159 MAXIMWEAR
Sixteen pages of cool new fashion: Hard-core denim, belts to hold your pants up,
the best styles for under 100 bucks, and the only suit you'll ever need to buy.
179 GRINDER
Get a load of some amateur action as we fool around with camcorders and numb our
minds with basement games (air hockey, anyone?). We also test Web travel agencies
to see if they can land us a
plane deal. Plus: the new one from No Doubt, kung fu Shakespeare, and playing
007 with the hottest video spy games.
200 BEAT THIS CAPTION
Want to win a mountain bike and your very own FBI file? Enter the only contest
where it pays to be a sick pup.
