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82 JASON BIGGS
The American Pie star on his sexy scene with Beth-porn-st">Shannon ElizaBeth and his new flick,
The Loser.
84 AMERICAN DREAM
CAMERON RICHARDSON
She grew up in a trailer park. Now she's got a part on USA's Cover Me, and the
spotlight in one of our sexiest spreads ever!
92 HIGH ROLLIN'
BROKERS WILD
These days online trading can deliver the thrill of a Vegas vacation to your cubicle.
Here's how to be a player!
98 POLE VAULT
THE SEX OLYMPICS
Sex isn't competitive? It is now! To test your mettle, we compiled a list of sex
acts in public places that'll score you and your girl points in the game of love.
Go for the gold!
104 WIRED SHUT
DRUGFELLAS
Operation Magnolia was the biggest coke sting of the '90s. We scored exclusive
interviews with the three major players—two in prison and another at the
DEA—to piece together this bloody tale. Proceed with caution.
116 STARS & STRIPPERS
PROUD TO BE AMERICAN
This land is our land—we stole it fair and square. Here are the real reasons
to celebrate our nation's birthday.
124 COMIC STRIPPED
SEX-MEN
Mutants with paranormal sexual abilities save the hUmma-porn-star">Uman race by hunting down a
giant stolen supply of Viagra! Brought to you in glorious Jigglevision.
126 'SPATula, PLEASE'
COOK HER PANTS OFF!
Use our no-fail guide to whipping her up a meal. Do it right and you'll be dessert.
134 SUPER HEROINES
TRIPLE X Chantelle-fontain-porn-star">Rebecca-romijin-stamos-porn-star">Chantelle-fontain-porn-star">Rebecca Romijn-Stamos. Halle Berry. Famke Janssen. The starlets of this summer's
hottest flick, X-Men, burn through 14 pages of photos! REGULARS
26 LETTERS
Our readers argue over Ted Nugent's ethics, Phish's talents, and a knockout female
boxer's sex habits. And don't miss our summer readers' tips blowout!
32 JOKES
Who are the most hilarious guys in town? You are.
36 CIRCUS MAXIMUS
Our scribbling idiots get a backstage pass to the theater of life. Read what they've
got to say about fools who jump off skyscrapers, the Johnny Cash electronic Bible,
and meat products guaranteed to tear you a new one.
58 HOW TO
Spank Homers like Alex Rodriguez, interpret your dreams, and make her (finally!)
shut up.
69 SAYS HER
WEASEL YOUR WAY BACK INTO HER LIFE
So you blew it, eh? Read our lady's eight-step A program for getting back into
her pants, er, life.
72 SPORTS
ALL-AMERICAN BASTARDS
We polled our readers, some beat writers, and every other opinionated sports fan
we could muster on who the most loathsome characters in sports are. Meet the lucky
losers!
78 DR. MAXIM
AM I DEAD YET?
Your mouth tastes like a mausoleum? Can't remember what comes after "three"?
Do these at-home medical checkups to make sure you're not dead.
153 MAXIMWEAR
Hot swimsuits to get her wet in, cool clothes without the price tag, and hot shoes
with no laces to trip over
173 REVIEWS Mel Gibson's bloody new flick, comic-book video games, and the skinny on Everclear's
latest. Plus: We scoured the planet for the fastest, loudest, and coolest new
summer toys. Don't miss our seven-page gear blowout!
196 BEAT THIS CAPTION!
It's the world's weirdest contest! Think you can hack it?
