FEATURES 106 WE WANT ANSWERS!
CHARLIE SHEEN
Hollywood's randiest bachelor holds court on hookers, collecting women's underwear,
and replacing Michael J. on Spin City.
108 COVER GIRL Jessica Alba
The star of the new series Dark Angel spreads her wings across seven glorious
pages.
118 AUTO EROTICA
THE FUTURE OF CARS
A 12-page blowout on the future of wheels: cool concept cars, performance enhancers,
on-board movie theaters, and futuristic cars you can buy this year. Ride to live!
136 JUNGLE LOVELY Gena Lee Nolin
In her new show, Sheena, this former Baywatch star's ample charms are always hidden
in that tight buckskin jungle suit. We took care of that.
142 POP QUIZ
DO YOUR FRIENDS HATE YOU?
Sure, you may think you have friends. Take this quiz and find out what your "pals"
really think about you.
144 SMOKEY'S PISSED!
CHERNOBYL, USA
Back in May a New Mexico park employee set a "controlled burn" to get
rid of some brush. The result: a blaze that torched 80 square miles and nearly
melted down the Los Alamos nuclear plant. Here's the whole story, straight from
the firefighters who put their asses on the line to save yours.
154 RACK 'EM UP!
THE GAME OF WIFE
Before you hit her up for sexual favors or bail money, you've got to earn some
points. Here's how to really score with her.
164 TUBE TOPS
FALL TV GUIDE
Our staff of qualified couch potatoes took a load off and eyeballed almost all
of the 31 new network TV shows. Here's what's hot, what sucks, and what (on your
life!) you won't wanna miss. REGULARS
26 LETTERS
When readers attack! Female anatomy lessons, prison cannibalism, ostrich racing,
and more
34 JOKES
Wanna win a cool $150? Show us your wits!
38 CIRCUS MAXIMUS
A giant floating opera, celebrity candy, and the utterly breathtaking Lola Corwin.
Plus: Colonel Potter and Harry Potter sqaure off for battle!
68 HOW TO
Take a sexy pic of your girl, roll sushi like a pro, negotiate a minefield, and
simplify your closet (note: Start with the rotating body parts.
76 SAYS HER
SCORE AT WILL!
Read our female reporter's guide to first-date schtupping and you'lll turn every
night into a sure thing. Plus: morning-after etiquette. (Ready for round two?)
82 THE EDGE
NIGHT OF THE $500 LUBE JOB!
Talkin' 'bout shaft. Our auto repairman explains how you get screwed at the garage
and how to make sure it will never happen again.
88 I WAS THERE
GROUND ZERO AT WACO
Now that the smoke has cleared. ATF agent Robert White looks back and gives us
a firsthand play-by-play of the raid that turned deadly.
94 BODY SHOP
ASK DR. MAXIM
Got a case of postcoital narcolepsy? Joints that are hooked on crack? Outta-shape
testicles? Our delicious doctor handes your health questions.
98 SPORTS
HARD BALLS
Busted nuts: Bloody head wounds! Sexy baseball groupies! Get behind the plate
with star catcher Mike Pizza and you'd better have some aspirin.
179 MAXIMWEAR
Sweaters she'll wanna rip right off you, shopping for threads with a Maxim allowance,
and a towering skyscraper full of cologne.
207 REVIEWS
Cameron Crowe's Almost Famous, the long-awaited followup from the Wallflowers,
and horror-movie video games to waste your Halloween with. We also torture-test
monster leaf blowers and fondle the hottest new gadget in our Amish Porn electronics
blowout!
240 WHAT IF...
...marijuana were legal?
