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74 SETH GREEN
Dr. Evil's spawn diagnoses werewolves, Philly cheese steaks, and, uh, man rape.
Yeah, baby! (Note: Maxim does not condone man rape.)
COVER GIRL
76 Laura Prepon
We turned up the heat on the red-hot star of That '70s Show—and her clothes
came off. Gotta love it when a plan comes together.
84 RESOLUTIONARY IDEAS
CRANK UP YOUR LIFE
No more bullshit resolutions—follow our advice and live on Easy Street for
an entire year. Silver platter not included.
96 CRYSTAL BALLS
MAXIM TELLS THE FUTURE!
The Million Midget March, joint-rolling monkey butlers, and First Lady beaver.
Hey, this is going to be one great year!
100 RUSSIAN BOMBSHELL
TATIANA ZAVIALOVA
Victoria's Secrets are revealed, and for five glorious pages all is right in the
world.
106 DING, DING, DING
CAN THIS MAN SAVE BOXING?
Take a hard look at the tainted sport of boxing with the baddest man on the planet,
heavyweight champeen of the world Lennox Lewis.
118 SKINNY MACS
GRANDPA'S SECRET STASH
Travel back to the golden age of the '40s and '50s and rifle through your grandpa's
collection of intelligent, humorous, provocative girlie mags. What a trip.
122 CIAO BELLA
IZABELLA SCORUPCO
The gorgeous computer whiz from GoldenEye gets us high on K2 in her new flick,
Vertical Limit.
128 END OF DAYS
HELL IN A HANDBASKET
The maniacs launch a nuke, and the Commander in Chief is three sheets to the wind?
Take the world's first look inside the briefcase that could destroy the earth.
134 GIRL TALK
WOMEN FESS UP!
We hit the streets and asked real women all the questions you're not supposed
to ask—and they loved it. Helmet or anteater? REGULARS
16 LETTERS
Readers' revenge! Cops sticking up for their own, D.C. barkeeps slinging dirt,
and the only Dennis Miller Monday Night drinking game.
22 JOKES
A nun, a Polack, and an alligator try to claim . Maxim's $150 joke challenge...
24 CIRCUS MAXIMUS
The future of everything, R-rated movies for the r kiddies, and good press for
the Ebola virus. Plus: The Iron Chef throws down with the Iron Sheik.
44 HOW TO
Throw the best Super Bowl party, fly a blimp, avoid chick shows, start fires,
swallow swords, and set up a harem.
52 SAYS HER
BE HER BOOTY CALL
Christina Valhouli's step-by-step guide turns you into a sex toy women will want
to reach out and touch.
58 OFF THE GRID
LIVING LARGE IN BIG D
We turn over every rock, jock, and cowgirl in Dallas to find buried treasures
you'd have to be on death row to miss.
64 SPORTS
GET THE PUCK OUT!
The best goalie in the game, Martin Brodeur, talks about getting his jewels crushed,
dodging friendly fire, and driving Lord Stanley.
68 INSTANT EXPERT
LIFE, IN A NUTSHELL
The greatest philosophical minds of all time speak through us—and they don't
make a sound. Whoa...
70 WHAT'S UP?
ASK DR. MAXIM
This month the good doctor puts the bi in biceps, explains yeast without the barley,
and warns against kisses that grow bumps in the night.
143 MAXIMWEAR
The hottest threads on the slopes, plaid you'd be caught dead in, and the essential
accessory for playing doctor.
163 REVIEWS
Guy Ritchie's Snatch, Wu Tang Clan's cleverly titled release The W, and bloody
World War II — video games for all ages. Plus: Bond-icize your car, analyze
Internet shrinks, and watch the hottest pool champion on earth grab our sticks
and break 'em in half. Uh, wait...
184 WHAT IF...
...a woman were elected President?
