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100 Denis Leary
The smokin'funnyman spews filth about Irish drunks, strippers, and his new job
on The Job.
102 COVER GIRL Monica POTTER
Check out Head Over Heel's sexy star...before she joins a convent in Cleveland.
110 SCENE STEALING
THE 100 GREATEST MOVIE MOMENTS OF ALL TIME
Remember the movie where what's-his-name blows his head off on the john?...We
do—plus 99 more.
122 WILD THING Brooke Burke
The sultry star of Wild On goes feral on us. Luckily we had a photographer for
protection...
130 TOUGH GUYS
THE A-TEAMS
Who's the toughest military branch in the world? Check out the ultimate macho
match and find out.
142 GAME TIME
ON YOUR MARKS. GET SET. DRINK!
We've created 18 brand-new drinking games you'll want to lose!
148 OH, OHH, OHHH!
BE HER SEX MVP
Superstar sex moves she'll brag about for years.
156 CHEAT SHEET
IF YOU CAN'T BEAT 'EM, CHEAT 'EM!
"Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing.""The ends justify
the means.""Cheaters always prosper."We didn't invent cheating...we
perfected it.
164 HERE'S TO YOU
NICHOLE ROBINSON
She's been an international sex symbol since gracing our Swimsuit Issue. Now she's
paying us back. REGULARS
28 LETTERS
You people are sick! But keep on proving it.
38 JOKES
Get the last laugh...and maybe, just maybe, $150.
42 CIRCUS MAXIMUS
Spinal Tap action figures, lions for rent, and a mad art museum. Plus:The Japanese
Penis Festival!
49 SEXY SELLS
HONOR BLISS
The cyberwaitress obsessed with Haggar Pants honors us by disrobing—and
its pure bliss.
68 HOW TO
Be king of the grill, fix a bike flat, do Jay Leno's monologue, build a house
of cards, trap wild beasties, and date your buddy's sister. We did...
78 SAYS HER
THE SENSITIVITY CARD
Are you a sensitive guy women love? Or a pathetic wuss women pity? Find out and
fly right, soldier.
84 TURNING POINT
PENALTY OF DEATH
Imagine being the foreman on a jury that sentenced a man to death. Now imagine
changing your mind right before the state of Missouri ices him. Oops.
88 SPORTS
DANCE WITH THE DEVILS
Why would Duke all-American Shane Battier resist the NBA's money and go back to
school? Because he can.
94 INSTANT EXPERT
LORD OF THE LAWN
Here's your one-stop guide to growing a magic carpet that'll piss off all your
cul-de-sac rivals.
96 WHAT'S UP, DOC?
DR. MAXIM
Whether you're pulling bongs or blowing loads, how much is too much? And are you
in danger? Plus: Everything you need to know about vitamin pee.
173 FASHION
MAXIM WEAR
Spring forward—don't fall back. Thirty-five pages of the season's best style
ideas, top designers, and hottest Vegas road trips.
212 HOT ZONE
Our new entertainment section features Kevin Smith jawing about his new project,
Green Arrow, the Dave Matthews Band, and everything you need to know about Big
Pussy.
228 GEAR
We put Internet know-it-alls to the test and look for bugs in your fast-food burgers.
240 POP QUIZ
Are you as dumb as you look? Let's see.
