FEATURES
100 WE WANT ANSWERS!
CHRIS TUCKER
He was high as a kite in Friday. Funny as hell in Rush Hour. Now, the fastest
mouth in Hollywood is tearing up Hong Kong as international crime fighter James
Carter. But he asked us to call him Blackie Chan.
102 COVER GIRL Helena Bonham Carter
The beautiful great-granddaughter of a British prime minister and world-renowned
thespian unbuttons her corset to become the sexy chimp in Planet of the Apes.
Eeep! Eeep! Eeep!
112 DARED DEVILS
THE BEST STUNTS EVER!
We think Ernie Orsatti's twisting double-back Poseidon Adventure through a stained-glass
skylight was the wildest Hollywood stunt of all time. But in the name of journalism,
we pressed pause on the best-of-thebest so you can decide who's king.
124 POP QUIZ
TAKE THE SEX S.A.T.!
Pencils ready? OK...begin. What causes a vagina to moisten? How do you find the
G-spot? Can sex with sheep give you anthrax? No cheating— please keep your
pants zipped up at all times.
130 DOA
TALES FROM THE CRYPT
After 20,000 bloody autopsies, forensic pathologist Dr. Michael Baden, one of
the models for the investigators on TV's dead-wicked C.S.1., takes us on a fascinatingly
grisly tour of his new book, Dead Reckoning.
140 GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS!
SOUP'S ON
Come meet Aisha Tyler, the sexy new host of E!'s Talk Soup. She's seen it all—now
you will, too. And believe us, she's way hotter than that Kinnear fella.
146 ROAD TRIPPERS
BARGAIN BEAUTIES
Screw "previously owned"—these used, experienced, classic road
hogs will turn heads without splitting your wallet at the seams.
158 HANG 10
BEACH BUNNY
Quick! Pack your Sex Wax and a stiff board:You're of to Jamaica to help Veronica
Kay, the finest pro surfer on earth, find her swimsuit. Keep looking... REGULARS
26 LETTERS
Life is good.You sent us sexy pictures of Mom, prison wine stories, and more reasons
to hate Carson Daly.
34 JOKES
Is your life one big joke? Good. Come get $150.
38 CIRCUS MAXIMUS
Three rings can't hold us! We've got corpses you can touch, a superhero-panty
pillow fight, Planet of the Apes toys, and the Hall of Fame hall of shame. Plus:
Hiroki! Is Horny!
48 HORROR HONEY
By day Gina Philips is the seductive, scandalous coed on Boston Public, but we
found her leather-clad and willing to teach us a lesson.
60 HOW TO...
Trounce arm wrestlers, remember anything, wear a beard of bees, whistle with your
fingers, pick flowers, build a raft, and win any lottery—guaranteed.
68 SAYS HER
GET THE MIDAS TOUCH
want sex? Laura Gilbert shows you how to reach out and touch your date to put
her in a full-body quiver.
74 SPORTS
MONSTER MASH
We whacked the cover off Mark McGwire's game face and found a long-lost frat boy
with stories to tell.
80 INSTANT EXPERT
STAR POWER
Still impressing the gals with Big Dipper sightings? Master the stars now and
give her a reason to lie down on her back in the dark.
82 WHAT'S UP, DOC?
ASK DR. MAXIM
Our feisty physician explains coordinated menstrual cycles, wisdom-tooth stupidity,
and why you have so much hair on your ass (and yet no ass hat).
86 HOT ZONE
It's party time. We monkey around with Planet of the Apes, swing with Jon Favreau,
and spin some Stone Temple Pilots, Iggy Pop, and the Beta Band.
167 FASHION
MAXIMWEAR
We suit up the Mad Hatter, unfold the Swiss Army, and—owl—nick the
crap out of designer shave gels.
187 TOP GEAR
An underwater camera baptism, a T2 head, and a torture test online pharmacies
wish we'd never done. (Mail-order Viagra, baby!)
204 BAR EXAM
Are you as dumb as you look? How 'bout now?