FEATURES 126 WE WANT ANSWERS!
CHRIS KATTAN
SNL's Mango and Mr. Peepers tells all about Belushi's ass, Aykroyd's pubic hair,
and beautiful Mount Baldy.
130 COVER GIRL Jolene Blalock Jolene Blalock boldly sh s what no oman has show before! The star of the Star
Trek prequel Enterprise talks about make-up sex, pimply Trek- kies, and more
140 X GAMERS
BLOOD SPORTS
Extreme sports are all the rage—especially in the ER. Meet the lunatic athletes
who risk it all for a rush.
146 WOMEN GONE WILD
ACTION FIGURES
Behold the hot women of extreme sports—while they're still in one piece.
158 THE NERVES OF SOME PEOPLE
PAIN ON PARADE
Nail guns to the head, home amputations, and other hilarious tales of agony.
166 BODY PANTING
HIP CZECH
Sexy Kamila Brenkova is wanting to meet you, yes?
174 CRIMSON TIDE
THE COMING PLAGUE
Deadly microscopic shape-shifters are attacking...and we can't stop 'em. Is America's
Ebola here?
186 ORGASMATRON
SUPER SEX
Unleash sexual superpowers you didn't know you had.
196 THE SPYING GAME
PRIVACY IS TOAST!
Big Brother is here—be very afraid.
206 CALENDAR GIRL
JANUARY JONES
The sultry star of Bandits makes our ball drop.
214 BABE MAGNETS
GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES
Still tooling around on that stupid Razor scooter? We I gather 18 of the baddest
road killers on the planet and put you, yes, you, in the driver's seat. REGULARS
32 LETTERS
Maxim wins the Pulitzer, Jackie Chan isn't Japanese, and monster shrimp on 'roids.You're
all geniuses.
41 JOKES
You wanna be a clown? We might have $150 for you.
44 CIRCUS MAXIMUS Anna Kournikova's workout video,a recipe for living on beer, Mike Myers vs. Michael
Myers, and more...
48 SHE'S THE ONE
IRON WOMAN
Superhot triathlete Maxine Bahns is in the perfect shape.
68 HOW TO
Haunt a house, be a pro boxer, charm snakes, control dreams, cut your own hair,
and reduce energy bills.
76 SAYS HER
HER FILTHY FANTASIES
Eureka! Women have the same kinky daydreams as we do. Find out how to make them
all come true.
82 SPORTS
ON THIN ICE
The NHL has the fastest, most fight-filled sport on earth...but no one's watching.
Maxim to the rescue!
90 WHAT'S UP, DOC?
DR. MAXIM
If you have "bacne,"the flu, and an orgasmless snoring girlfriend, don't
kill yourself—we have the cure.
96 THE EDGE
BROKERS WILD!
Ditch your E*TRADE account and retire a rich man. . See you at the club, Bixby.
100 OFF THE GRID
BROOKLYN: THE MOB TOUF
Come take a twisted tour of Brooklyn w the original GoodFella, Henry Hill. Seriously,
get in the car. We ain't askin:
106 HOT ZONE Johnny Depp hunts Jack the Ripper and Heather Graham in From Hell. Plus, we analyze
Macy Gray's The id and bond with HBO's Band of Brothers.
229 FASHION
MAXIMWEAR
Give your tired wardrobe the boot—motorcycle boots. Plus:Threads for the
two-wheeled outlaw.
251 TOP GEAR
We test the nation's friskiest dating services, pin the needle on Triumph's latest
crotch rocket, and—yeah, baby!—it's Hot Amish Porn Volume II.
272 BAR EXAM
Are you as dumb as you look? Survey says...
