FEATURES 136 WE WANT ANSWERS! Homer SIMPSON
Maxim sits down with reclusive Icon Homer Simpson. And it only cost us 11 hot dogs and a vague promise to name a state after him.
138 COVER GIRL Chantelle-fontain-porn-star">Rebecca-romijin-stamos-porn-star">Chantelle-fontain-porn-star">Rebecca Romijn-STAMOS
Our favorite X-villain sheds her Blue Man Group outfit and shares secrets from
the set of her new thriller, Femme Fatale (that's French for "the fatal femme").
150 GUY RULES
THE CODE II
Once again Maxim lays down the law binding all men. Now'd be a good time to burn
that Hope Floats tape.
156 WHO'S NEXT
ELLIE HOLLAND
She's not sure how to spell her name. Not that she's illiterate—she just
hasn't decided. Beautiful French-Canadian actresses are like that.
166 SOOEY!
MAKIN' BACON
Dig hole. Drink beer. Light fire. Drink beer. Insert pig. Drink beer. Now you's
a cook!
174 HAZARDOUS DUTY
SHOTS FROM THE FRONT
Combat photographers risk their lives to take us a little too close to the front
lines. Here's some of the century's most gripping war footage.
186 BEDTIME STORIES
THE SEVEN KINDS OF SEX
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho...you've been sending your dwarf into that mine the same old
way, day in, day out, for years now. But why? Our scientists have determined there
are exactly seven different kinds of sex—we tell you how to maximize each
experience.
198 SPINAL Zap
INNER BEAUTY
X-rays aren't just invaluable tools for curing the sick and spotting illicit nailclippers—they're
also loads of fun! An inside look. SOPRANOS SPECIAL
204 GOOMAH DU JOUR
LESLIE BEGA
An alumna of both Breakin'and Breakin'2: Electric Booga/oo, Tony's latest trophy
likes gardening naked and shooting pistols with Kelly Hu. Easy. Just breathe.
212 THE BAD GIRLS Annabella Sciorra, Drea de Matteo, Alicia Witt: sex kittens with adorable, razor-sharp
claws.
214 THE HOTTIE DAUGHTER
Tony's li'I Meadow, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, blossoms.
216 THE FANTASY BABE
Is Tony's dream MadonnaMariagrazia-cucinotta-porn-star">Maria Grazia Cucinotta real? Who cares! REGULARS
36 READERS' LETTERS
Did you leave a special delivery in our back door?
44 JOKES
How's that knee? Ready for some slappin'?
48 CIRCUS MAXIMUS
Our new hire sleeps with a scary male love doll, and a menacing hovercraft girds
for war
56 HAVE YOU SEEN THESE GIRLS?
DOUBLE VISIONS
Crack open a cold one with Coors Light twins Elaine and Diane, the best thing
to happen to beer since the can.
74 HOW TO
This month's projects include putting the kibosh on unwanted e-mails, being a
better boss, tricking her into dumping you, and making jerky.
84 BOTTOMS UP!
BOOZE RIFFS
We've created five new cocktails to make you fall in love with alcohol all over
again.
88 SAY AH-H-H
ASK DR. MAXIM
One unlucky reader does it till he's deaf, and another fears there aren't enough
divers in his spooge platoons.
92 SPORTS
MURDERBALL
Wait...you mean there's a sports league out there where it's OK to beat up the
diSabled? Ah, yup.
98 MY WORST DAY
GUNNED DOWN
Aspiring musician Steve Myers was shot in six places on his own front steps and
left for dead. And then his day got really bad.
114 HOT ZONE Pierce Brosnan renews his license to kill in the new Bond flick, and John Carpenter
reveals what spooks him.
223 MAXIMWEAR
Dressing right this fall is a very grave matter.
249 TOP GEAR
Chickens, a big-ass TV, an origami bike, breath mints for your butt, scary little
speakers, and Manny, Moe, and Jack!
256 BAR EXAM
James Heidenry worked hard on this quiz—so could you at least try to read
it, for cryin'out loud? Don't be a dick.
107 THE EDGE
YOUR SNEAKIER HALF
Nah, she's not manipulating you...much.
