FEATURES 106 WE WANT ANSWERS! Harrison Ford
From Han Solo to Indiana Jones to Jack Ryan, he has been every man you ever wanted
to be. Except the stroke-y guy from Regarding Henry.
108 COVER GIRL Shania Twain
Hats off, cowpokes, and put your front-parlor manners on.There's a lady in the
room. Crossover country sensation Shania Twain is a might purty li'l filly, from
up Canada way. How do, ma'am, eh?
118 GET OUTTA HERE!
THE GREAT ESCAPE
Has the U.S.job market got you down? Do what wise men have done for centuries—run
away! Here's everything you'll need to know about Al five adventure-filled careers
overseas.
126 LEARNING CURVES Rachel Nichols
She's got an Ivy League education. So what's Rachel Nichols doing in a movie like
Dumb and Dumberer? Maybe New Line Cinema thought we wouldn't be interested in
photos of scantily clad Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels look-alikes.We ain't saying
if they were right or wrong.
134 MAMAMIME
NEXT STOP: FRANCE!
A thrilling tribute to our longstanding ally, the noble republic of...Ah-h-h!
Jesus Christ—get those goddamn snails off our dinner plates!
142 SATELLITE DISH
TRISTA REHN
It's your last chance to ogle the Bachelorette before she becomes the Sexy Yet
Totally Unattainable Wife.
150 LAME BRAINS
DANGEROUS MINDS
These are the creepiest mental illnesses you could possibly get. Wé re
not covered for any of them.
160 IF LOOKS COULD KILL
K.D. AUBERT: THE BIG EASY
She likes short guys and always makes the first move. Welcome to heaven, Stump.
166 HOLY CRAPOLA, BATMAN!
THE LAMEST SUPERHEROES EVER!
Say hello to Moon Knight, Hourman, and all the other short-bus passengers of superhero
land. REGULARS
22 READERS' LETTERS
Morticians fight back, Hebert Field is wack, and Mrs. Hiroki is not lack...ing.
Oh, this'll be a long month.
28 JOKES
"...but he's a caulk plucker! Get it?"
32 CIRCUS MAXIMUS
Dumpster diving with Hiroki, preserving your penis for posterity, life with Johnny
Knoxville.
40 MODEL CITIZEN Joanna Krupa
Yes, she's Polish and blonde. But before you crack a joke, check out these pictures.
Who's laughing now?
58 HOW TO
Speak in public! Build a catapult! Blow her off!
68 SPORTS
THE MIND OF SERGEI FEDOROV
He's a star NHL player with three Stanley Cup wins, blah, blah, blah.Three words:
married Anna Kournikova.
74 INSTANT EXPERT
JAZZ IN A BOX
Dig it, Daddy-O: Read this and the chicks will think you're a solid-gone hepcat.
76 SAYS HER
PANTY RAID 2: SON OF PANTY RAID
You can stop praying for X-ray vision. We got real girls to strip down and show
us their sexy lingerie.
82 FITNESS
EAT THIS, FATSO!
Summer's here and you're full of beer. Wanna drop that spare tire? Really? Follow
our three-week plan.
88 HOT ZONE
Not enough Matrix? Dig the new video game and DVD and you'll be The One. Remember:
no spoon.
177 MAXIM FASHION
The summer's best cargo shorts, plus shirts and accessories that go from the bar
to the office and back again (when you're not looking).
191 TOP GEAR
Look down. Can't see your feet? Check to make sure you aren't blind, then read
our test of the best contraptions to tear and tone your abs.Then take a "before"
picture of yourself with a new Olympus digital cam. Then rest. Whew! That's a
full day right there.
200 BAR EXAM
Features editor James Heidenry has a seafoam green mesh mock-turtleneck that he
loves to bust out when the weather gets warm.
