FEATURES 92 DEUCE'S ACE
BOBBI SUE LUTHER
The Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo beauty may be a black belt, but were those
skills enough to fend off the advances of Eminem? Venture on, brave reader!
98 THE BIG GAMBLE
CHEATERS ALWAYS WIN
We destroy the little faith you still had in fair play.
104 WET & WILD
POSEIDON ADVENTURES
Check out the biggest aquatic disasters since Jaws 3-D.
106 THE HOTTEST SEASON Summer Altice
Will Ferrell's gal in Wedding Crashers discusses her worst date (apparently, chicks
dislike drunken crying. Who knew?).
110 SUPERCARS '05
ACHTUNG BABY!
Maxim scares the brazen out of Germany when we turn the new Mercedes, Porsche,
Aston Martin, and BMW loose on the autobahn.We couldn't get our hands on a Yugo
to round things out.
120 GETTING POLED
SURVEY SAYS!
The April sex surveys have been totaled and we' ve discovered gender common ground:
all of us want to sleep with Angelina Jolie.
128 TOUGH GUYS TALKIN'
BE A MAN, DAMMIT!
Legendary hardasses Merle Haggard, Evel Knievel, R. Lee Ermey, G. Gordon Liddy,
and Jack La LAnne Teach you how to be truly masculine. Step 1: Get rid of the
skirt.
136 COVER GIRL
NICKY HILTON
She runs two multimillion-dollar companies, adores Jackass, and attended an all-girls
Catholic school. Discover why the younger Hilton is even hotter than you suspected.
146 WE WANT ANSWERS!
STUART SCOTT
I Learn why SportsCenter's king once went by Sir Sugar Shoes. REGULARS
16 READERS' LETTERS
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
We welcome all letters...except those from Steve Jones of Ken Park, lowa—you're
a complete idiot.
24 THE FUNNIES
LAUGH, STUPID!
Kyle Grooms solves our national security problems.
26 CIRCUS MAXIMUS
MEDIA WHORE
The Daily Show's Rob Corddry on his most intriguing subject: Rob Corddry.Then
experience the wonderful world of bacon.
50 HOW TO
SCORE FROM ONE YARD
And once Jerome Bettis schools you, learn to make a rose out of a napkin and win
your teammates' hearts completely.
56 BEHIND THE WHEEL
FARE AND UNBALANCED
Meet M.C. Mars, the best taxi driver since De Niro.
62 RUN FOR THE MONEY
DRASTIC MEASURES
Diane Hill takes you to the NFL combine, where a sprint can be the difference
between wealth and subsisting on a mere $230,000.
68 CELEBRITY ADVISER
WILLIAM SANDERSON
The Deadwood star offers a poem. How sweet!
70 HOT ZONE
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GIRL?
We discover how Aussie Jacqui Maxwell wound up in Hazzard County, then infiltrate
the movie Stealth.
96 INSTANT EXPERT
STRIPPERS, INC.
Understand where 40 percent of your income goes.
149 TOP GEAR
LIGHT TYPING
Check out a virtual keyboard. And yes, in no time you'll have a wicked case of
virtual carpal tunnel syndrome.
161 MAXIM STYLE
SCRUM-TIOUS!
Discover the joys of rugby shirts, then see the fashions of limey David Beckham.
Oi!
180 ASK US ANYTHING
COULD I DIE IN AN ELEVATOR FREE FALL?
If you survive the plummet, learn about making cheese with hUmma-porn-star">Uman milk. Just like
Mom.
