112 Kelsey Grammer - He's the Beast in X-Men 3. We knew
Frasier had it in him.
92 Monica Hansen - See the best of two nations. You go, melting pots!
106 Emerald Ignacio - She's Danica Patrick's match on and off the road.
128 Jamie Lynn Sigler - Tony Soprano has a good job, a nice house, and
the hottest daughter in TV history (yep, even hotter than Family Ties'
Tina Yothers).
98 You've Been Scammed! Magician Penn Jillette exposes the tricks behind
the hustles.
100 It's Go Time! Women. Booze. Adventure. We score the travel hat trick.
114 I Dated A Nympho! These women can't get enough (yet you can't get
any).
120 Sore Losers - Saddam's son Uday puts Bobby Knight in perspective.
137 Upgrade - Learn 50 things you didn't know you could do with your cell
phone, ignaramus.
24 Cicus - Japan is under assault, this time by 400-pound jellyfish.
48 Loafer - VH1 kicks out the jams with the ultimate rock band.
72 Hell On Ice! He leads the NHL in penalties. Plus, he dates Elisha Cuthbert.
145 Fashion - Dress like a Tiger (even if you can't play like one).
42 Total Hotness - Meet one deeply sexy orphan, then see international
babes and a bathing beauty at home in her natural habitat. (Namely, the
bath.)
80 Expert - What's better than motocross? Supermoto. PLUS!
14 The Eye - Our contests reward your smarts and mock the stupidity of
everyone else, while our jokes section pays tribute to the lighter side
of crotch splinters.
76 Heidi Fleiss - Our new columnist/world's favorite madam solves your
sexual hang-ups (we know you have'em).
162 Across the USA - Morons everywhere, it's our pleasure to announce
that your 15 minutes of fame have arrived. But enjoy 'em quickly: the
clock is ticking.