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116 ELSA-PATAKY Snakes on a Plane features snakes, a plane, Samuel L.
Jackson...and Elsa. The smokin' Spaniard talks about her American film
debut and explains why tiny bikini bottoms are good for all of us.
114 Rainn Wilson The megatool on The Office is a valued wingman in My
Super Ex-Girlfriend.
86 Diora Baird Vince Vaughn finds her well-proportioned. We concur.
110 DRUG TEST We traveled to South America 11 to try Pablo Escobar's favorite
soda.
94 VIKINGS CRUISE SCANDAL Take a look back at the boat ride the NFL wants
to forget.
102 SUPERCARS The only thing better than a fast car is an even faster
one. REGULARS
26 CIRCUS Some Germans used lasers to make these fly glasses. What, no
contacts?
125 UPGRADE Toshiba offers another reason for you to lose the eight-track.
131 FASHION Because a real man can always wear his hat indoors.
68 SPORTS Meet the men you don't want molding your children (unless you
really hate the little bastards).
42 TOTAL HOTNESS Joanna Krupa has gone from a safe-sex PSA to our mag.
48 LOAFER We get the scoop Talladega Nights' Shake & Bake
boys.
74 EXPERT Four top-of-the-line chefs want to teach you how to get the
most out of your beef. PLUS!
14 The Eye
See what your fellow Americans are saying (then hang your head in shame).
64 Ask Heidi
Ms. Fleiss tells why three-ways usually end with your wife leaving you
forever.
148 Across the USA
Learn the shocking reason that explosives tend to make substandard paperweights.
