4 OPENERS
Crappy clothes, Mounds of mags, Bozo goes politico and a host of other happenings.
8 SOPHIA'S SOFT SOFA
Pictorial
17 LETTERS
What's write and wrong with OUI.
20 DR. OUI
The Doctor is in.
22 WEIRDOS, FREAKS AND OTHER AMERICAN ECCENTRICS
Proving that the U.S. is the land of the freak and the home of the depraved.
By Carl Sifakis
25 BEAUTY AND THE BEAT
Pictorial
32 KILLER QADAFFI
An inside look at a modern day madman whose very existence is a is threat to your
life.
Article by Lee D. Server Illustration by Anthony Schiano
36 CARESSA
Pictorial
44 KING OF THE NBA
Bernard King, that is, who has overcome alcoholism and depression to reach the
height of his athletic prowess.
Article by Barry Janoff
Photos by Noren Trotman
48 THE BANK DICK
His sexual deposits kept her interest high while paying erotic dividends. Fiction
by Jessie Alexander
50 RED HOT
Centerfold Pictorial
60 WANTED: BALD MAN SEEKS WITCH TO HELP INSPECT DIAPERS
OUI's inside look at contacting anyone about anything anywhere anytime.
Article by Michael Herman
62 OUI'S EROTIC THANKSGIVING MEAL
A guide to preparing the sexiest, most erotic Thanksgiving menu since the Pilgrims
first talked breasts and thighs.
Illustration by Curt Hoppe
65 THE SEDUCTION OF SUZY
Pictorial
72 BUKOWSKI
The master of offbeat fiction strikes again.
Illustration by S. Clay Wilson
75 VIEWS
Frank Goes to Hollywood, Peewee goes Big Time, Mamet goes legit and other travel
information.
78 CELEBRITY SEX QUIZ
If they said it, OUI'll tell you about it.
80 SPORTS
Column by Barry Janoff
82 TRAVEL
Column by Lee D. Server
84 REELS
Column by Michael Kaplan
86 MUSIC
Column by Ron Smith
98 NUDES-A-POPPIN' '84
OUI returns to the Ponderosa Sun Club and finds more nude women than you can shake
a stick at. Pictorial
EDITORIAL NOTE
November is Thanksgiving month, so OUI serves up a full meal complete with tasty
tidbits and munchy morsels.
Our main course this issue is the story of a madman whose recipe for power includes
a takeover of the United States: Killer Qaddafi (p. 32) by Lee Server takes an
inside look at a modern-day Hitler who claims that "I hold the power to destroy
all of Islam's enemies. The nuclear weapons of their invention are in my power."
OUI's second course is a special look at a special athlete: Bernard King: King
of the NBA (p. 44) by Barry Janoff takes an inside look at the man many consider
to be one of the top players in the NBA, a man who has battled drugs, alcoholism
and depression to reach his stature—a true Thanksgiving story.
Looking for some tasty side dishes. OUI has plenty this month, each one a unique
gourmet delight. Our own Michael Herman, that master of elusive fact and fantasy,
outdoes himself with Wanted: Bald-Headed Man Seeks Witch to Help Inspect Diapers
(p. 60), a guide on how tc contact anyone about anything anywhere anytime. If
that's not enough, take a look at Weirdos, Freaks and Other American Eccentrics
(p. 22) by Carl Sifakis, in which the true history of the U.S. comes to light.
A pimp politician? A male governor who wore dresses? The fattest American? All
true, and proud Americans all.
In case you're getting the idea that OUI only deals with strange birds, our piece
on how to have your own Erotic Thanksgiving (p. 62) should ease thouse thoughts.
Devil's Triangles, Cock-a-Leekie Soup, Sweet & Sour Balls and many other step-by-step
recipes that will get your lover into that special holiday mood. If you still
need to arouse your mate a bit more, try The Bank Dick (p. 48), a burning piece
of fiction by first-time contributor Jessie Alexander.
Well, you're ready for dessert now, and that can only mean frosty helpings of
Dr. OUI (p. 20), OUI's Sex Quiz (p. 78), Bukowski (p. 72) and our usual helping
of Columns, Openers and Views. Of course, you can skip the main course and head
right for the cream of the crop: six sensual pictorials certain to get your gravy
bubbling and your Jello mold hard, including an on-the-scene look at the Ponderosa
Sun Club (p. 98), where the young women of the U.S. come to tan their tushies.
And if you've got any energy left, why not get funky with OUI—Ken Funk,
that is, whose special artistic talents now design the entire OUI package. His
stay with OUI should be a fruitful one, despite the fact that he is a fan of Pee-wee
Herman and a personal friend of Amy Schraub.
