ON THE COVER
Pet of the Month Teanna Kai, photographed by Carl L. Wachter. Teanna's pictorial begins on page 59.
FEATURES
11 FAST FORWARD
14 SPORTING AMERICA
Keith Mitchell. By Jonathan Davis and Michael-Ann Rowe
19 VIEW FROM THE TOP
"20 Worst College Football Teams," by Larry Linderman and Danny Sheridan
24 THE GANG THAT COULDN'T GROW STRAIGHT
Article by Michael Simmons
53 MEN'S HEALTH & FITNESS
Kick-ass workouts, combating prostate cancer, and more
79 David BROCK
Interview by Joe Conason
96 JUSTICE
The perilous pitfalls of eyewitness testimony. By Alan M. Dershowitz
101 SUPER HEROES
Satire by Roy Delgado
120 SMART SEX
By Dr. Judy Kuriansky
125 THE UNREPENTANT VOYEUR
"Giving It Their Best Shot," by Ralph Gardner Jr.
140 STAND-UP GUYS
Bobby Slayton. By Jonathan Davis
PICTORIALS
31 FILL 'ER UP!
Photos by Earl Miller
59 TEANNA'S WILD RIDE
Pet of the Month Teanna Kai Photos by Carl L. Wachter
83 DARIA
Photos by Robert Gordon
105 ALLISON & HEATH
Photos by Jack Harrison
DEPARTMENTS
8 FORUM
16 CALL ME MADAM
49 DREAMS & DIVERSIONS
77 POLITICS IN THE MILITARY
78 RIBALD RIMES
100 THE PENIS PAGE
128 PARTING SHOT
130 THE JOKE MAN
132 JOYSTICK
134 SORAYAMA
136 ONLINE HUMOR
139 X-RATED VIDEO
150 TECHNOMANIA
