ON THE COVER
Pet of the Year Megan Mason, photographed by Earl Miller. Her pictorial begins
on page 125.
FEATURES
11 FAST FORWARD
Robert Altman, Dawn Robinson, and more.
19 VIEW FROM THE TOP
By Robin Postell
26 SPORTING AMERICA
By Jonathan Davis and Michael-Ann Rowe
28 ADVISE & DISSENT
"This Girl Likes Sex. Deal With It!" By Suzi Parker
36 WHAT THE TERRORISTS DO NOT KNOW ABOUT AMERICA
By Ben Stein
54 JUSTICE
By Alan M. Dershowitz
56 10 LAST-MINUTE GIFTS
By Andy Pargh
60 POPE BILL I
By Marvin Kitman
87 SO WHAT'S NEW?
Satire by Tom Cheney and Steve Attoe
92 STAND-UP GUYS Sarah Silverman. By Jonathan Davis
119 ANTHONY KIEDIS
Interview by Lawrence Grobel
157 THE UNREPENTANT VOYEUR
By Ralph Gardner Jr.
176 SMART SEX
By Judy Kuriansky
DEPARTMENTS
8 FORUM
16 CALL ME MADAM
33 DREAMS & DIVERSIONS
58 TECHNOMANIA
85 POLITICS IN THE MILITARY
86 JOYSTICK
113 MEN'S HEALTH & FITNESS
116 THE JOKE MAN
141 RIBALD RIMES
142 SORAYAMA
162 THE PENIS PAGE
166 X-RATED VIDEO
182 ONLINE HUMOR