ON THE COVER
Pet of the Month Hannah Harper, photographed by Hank Londoner. Hannah's pictorial begins on page 59.
FEATURES
13 FAST FORWARD
Sounds, video, spirits, and more
19 VIEW FROM THE TOP
"Bluewater Hunting," by Ken McAlpine
24 HOMELAND INSECURITY
By Ernest Volkman
28 SPORTING AMERICA
Tito Ortiz. By Jonathan Davis and Michael-Ann Rowe
53 DON KING
Interview by Mark Ribowsky
56 JUSTICE
By Alan M. Dershowitz
79 MEN'S HEALTH & FITNESS
Building a better butt and more
104 HOW DO YOU LIKE HIM NOW?
A conversation with Toby Keith. By Alanna Nash
125 THE UNREPENTANT VOYEUR
"Sexpert Hotties," by Ralph Gardner Jr.
133 THE LAST DAYS OF OSAMA BIN LADEN
Satire by Swiss
136 STAND-UP GUYS
Pete Correale. By Jonathan Davis
PICTORIALS
39 HOLLY & SUZANNE
Photos by Robert Gordon
59 SMOOTH SAILING
Pet of the Month Hannah Harper. Photos by Hank Londoner
87 MIEL
Photos by Earl Miller
109 M*U*S*H
Photos by Carl L. Wachter
DEPARTMENTS
6 HOUSECALL
8 FORUM
16 CALL ME MADAM
27 RIBALD RIMES
31 DREAMS & DIVERSIONS
77 POLITICS IN THE MILITARY
82 TECHNOMANIA
102 THE JOKE MAN
128 PARTING SHOT
129 JOYSTICK
130 SORAYAMA
138 SMART SEX
140 ONLINE HUMOR