ON THE COVER
Pet of the Month Montana Bay, photographed by Hank Londoner. Montana's pictorial begins on page 59. > FEATURES
12 FAST FORWARD
Beer, fashion, and more
19 VIEW FROM THE TOP
"HUmma-porn-star">Uman Piranhas," by Alan Emmins
24 OLYMPIC TERROR
Can catastrophe be averted at the Athens Games? Article by Jeff Kamen and Peter
Laufer
46 SPORTING AMERICA
Jeremy Staat. By Jonathan Davis and April Warren
50 LUCKY LADY
Melissa Etheridge. Profile by Alanna Nash
54 JUSTICE
By Alan M. Dershowitz
79 MEN'S HEALTH & FITNESS
Maggot mania, germ warfare, and more
82 SEX GAMES
The Joystick Generation turns on, plugs in, and gets off. By David Kushner
102 STAND-UP GUYS
Billy West. By Jonathan Davis
125 THE UNREPENTANT VOYEUR
"John School," by Bill Heavey
138 SMART SEX
Ejaculations fight prostate cancer. By Dr. Judy Kuriansky
139 "JOBS" IN AMERICA
Satire by Bill Lee
DEPARTMENTS
6 HOUSECALL
8 FORUM
14 FEEDBACK
16 CALL ME MADAM
29 DREAMS & DIVERSIONS
47 RIBALD RIMES
48 JOYSTICK
56 TECHNOMANIA
77 POLITICS IN THE MILITARY
104 ONLINE HUMOR
128 PARTING SHOT
129 X-RATED VIDEO
132 THE JOKE MAN
134 PENTHOUSE ON THE ROAD
136 SORAYAMA