EDITORIAL NOTE
No female mammal other than the hUmma-porn-star">Uman has breasts of comparable size. Then again—few
female hUmma-porn-star">Umans have all-natural, huge jugs like the ones we celebrate in this issue,
which makes starlets like Diora Baird, Jennifer Tilly & Rosario Dawson such
tantalizing titty-Ilations! Zoologist/ethologist Desmond Morris theorized that
big boobs on hot chicks are sexual signals that imitate the buttocks, since we
stand upright and are therefore more inclined to "do it" in the "missionary
positch." This theory, of course, means no hUmma-porn-star">Uman man can tell if Kim Kardashian
is coming or going!—(LILSHAME)