4 COMMUNICATION
7 WET LICKS
Jean Rougeron
12 THE WEAPONS OF WAR: PART XI
15 IT'S THE WHEEL THING
Dwight Fox
23 THE GIRL FROM A.U. N.T. Bill Ward
32 MONA & LISA
Dwight Fox
38 STAR PRICK
Ken Warns
43 Ginger Lynn Suze Randall
52 VICE-VERSA David Alexander
55 BUICK STRAIGHT -8
John McGovren
58 HARD ON THE TAIL . . .
Ed Holzman
66 FEELS ON REELS
70 STATE OF THE NATION Marilyn Chambers
73 CONTACTS
79 SWINGER OF THE MONTH
84 PRIVATE PARTS: OBSESSION
90 PRIVATE PARTS: ONE WOMAN'S FANTASY Editorial
Not again. The editorial. Who me? Why me? Surely men, it's my turn on the boardroom
table with Debbie Sass. Life's just unfair. Just because I'm the publisher and
I've got all the money, they all think they can push me around and ignore me.
They make rude noises behind my back while I'm wheeling out the filing cabinets
full of cash that as a publisher I am entitled to have, and frequently need about
my person. Especially as I'm employing staff as potentially expensive as Miss
Debbie "Stick yer head between these John and I'll wobble yer ears off"
Sass, with whom I am passionately in love but with whom I am without at the moment
because she has locked herself in the john until I have written this damn lousy
editorial crap. She refuses to write anymore unless I give her another bra load
of my lovely money and that's a whole wad of bills. It will break me! Do I detect
faint cheering? Doesn't anyone love me for my body? Doesn't anyone love me for
Miss Sass's body? — the publisher.