IN THIS MONTH'S ISSUE...
56 Matt LeBlanc
Friends' Joey on teasing the drama-club kids, snowboarding and dressing like a
woman.
58 Faces of death
Think you had a tough day at the office? What if you had to kill for a living—like
these men?
66 Dream on
Are you a buff sex-machine who can bench his weight and rap like Eminem? Better
look inside to see all the other lies men tell themselves.
74 Brande Roderick
The Baywatch Hawaii star on wildlife at the Playboy mansion, Lessons from Pam
Anderson and the hazards of being a pretend lifeguard.
78 The best of Vegas
Like heaven itself, everyone ends up in Vegas eventually, so prepare for the inevitable
with our insider's guide to the world's greatest city. Including eating for free,
the clown museum and the mysterious game of craps explained.
91 The Vegas girls
Certain cities, such as Paris, Stockholm and Rio, are renowned for the outstanding
quality of the women there. Add Vegas to the list!
98 Chris Webber
The Sacramento Kings forward on fighting Mike Tyson, puking before games and being
the Hulk.
100 Scary monsters
FHM oils up for a "private session" inside the bulked-up world of female
bodybuilding, where you won't be able to take your eyes off the muscled lovelies
who hang out there.
106 Game over!
Not ready to be a father? Too bad. You knew it was going to happen one of these
days. Now it's time to live with the consequences.
112 Alyssa Milano
The Charmed star on her relaxed approach to gardening clothes, and who she thinks
really watches her Teen Steam workout tapes. IN EVERY ISSUE...
13 Letters
Readers cHime in with piercing observations about feline decapitation and Jessica
Simpson's innocence, and relentlessly nitpick us for everything we've gotten wrong.
18 Reporter
What happens to airplane-crash booty, the secrets of your Lover's panties, the
favorite fare of the godly and saucy pits of Sasha Alexander.
35 Reviews
Thoughts from The Offspring's Noodles and Insane Clown Posse's Violent J, a real-life
vampire, tips for finding a bride online and dissecting the erratic career of
Godzilla.
50 Confessions
A vacationer's attempt to save a helpless seal leaves him a wanted man.
52 Bar room jokes
The best knee-slappers around, lovingly collected and presented for your enjoyment.
54 Grub Smith's laboratory of love
Our armchair sexologist consults the good book to divine the highs and lows of
Scriptural sex.
120 Fashion
Including the hippest corduroy, nightclub fashion, stylish rain gear, MichaelJordan's new apparel line and The Street's Adam Goldberg.
142 Hospital
Answers to your questions about angry moles, contortionist sex and how to train
for a marathon; plus, the story of a man caught in an avalanche who lived to eat
lodge food again.
148 Machinery
A selection of hearty ski goggles, the season's picks of topnotch snowboards and
the chilling tales of the Snowcat driver.
152 True stories
You are pathetic. But rest assured, our collection of tales will leave you feeling
like five bucks.
