FEATURES 78 QUOTE, UNQUOTE
Butterbean
The 400-pound brawler on his first kiss, hatred of Larry Holmes and the evil Mr.
T.
80 MODERN HORROR
The Thunderdome
Inside the Memphis jail where prisoners are forced to beat each other senseless
for the chance to wear ... a cardboard belt!
86 SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS
Make her yours!
If you've ever wondered what the best way is to seduce a woman in uniform, then
look no further—we've asked them!
96 BERSERKER
Tom Arnold
From the slaughterhouse to Roseanné s house, Tom Arnold left a trail of
devastation wherever he went.
100 FISHNET SPECIAL
Nothing but net
Scorchingly hot photos of ladies in this most fashionable hosiery.
108 THE DEFINITIVE GUIDE TO
The road
The 20 best road machines of all time, gadgets for the lazy driver, hobos, roadies
and FHM's dismal attempt at a rally.
118 COVER GIRL Beth-porn-st">Shannon ElizaBeth
The star of the forthcoming Tomcats answers 50 fiendishly difficult questions.
126 QUOTE, UNQUOTE
The cannibal
Explorer Tobias Schneebaum on collecting skulls and the delicate flavor of hUmma-porn-star">Uman
flesh. IN EVERY ISSUE
30 REPORTER
Interspersed with the foxy lady folk are plastic nipples, a pocket lie detector
and a suspect individual who draws butts for money.
113 REVIEWS
This month's best film and music releases, along with a new way to pirate songs online and AC/DC's Angus Young yammering about rock.
131 FASHION
What to wear for your road trip to the desert, the best of the season's sneakers and a strange new watch.
158 MACHINERY
An impressive selection of bikes, boards and go-carts, alongside a stellar assortment of vacuum cleaners. Because the ladies love clean floors.
162 GASOLINE
The heavily armored individuals who deck out the president's limo give some pointers, plus Fabio tells how he kept 50 bikes in the kitchen.
166 HOSPITAL
A thorough examination of how to diagnose problems with your undercarriage, and
a poor sap tells about life as a hUmma-porn-star">Uman lightning rod.
172 THE SEX
FHM is proud to introduce its very own, advice-giving, woman-pleasuring lady.
And Grub.Smith gets to spend a day as a dog. THE MAILBAG
24 Letters
Attention-starved readers call out for female attention and debate the merits
of chicks building tats bigger than yours.
28 The FHM files
A rare glimpse at the inner workings of FHM, plus the answers to the great TV
hair test.
76 Bar room jokes
Characters, scenarios and punch lines—all you need to impress an audience.
176 True stories
Featuring the man who beat himself silty with a pipewrench.
