FEATURES 74 QUOTE, UNQUOTE
Shaquille O'Neal
The "Big Sewer" on the NBA's biggest whiner and hanging out with Marilyn
Manson.
76 SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS
The arrow of truth
Our Sex-O-Meter never Lies. Find out once and for all if you're the stud you think
you are.
82 Brooke Burke
Rise and shine Brooke Burke, host of E!'s Wild On, on giant reptiles, pants on sticks and the
correct kissing technique.
86 BERSERKER
Johnny Knoxville
The beat-up Jackass star talks about stun guns, abusive female fans and what happens
to those who eat bags of flour.
92 MODERN HORROR
The devil's gold
The Fisher family has spent the last 30 years searching the ocean bed for cursed
Spanish treasure.
98 QUOTE, UNQUOTE
The croc hunter
Fearless animal antagonist Steve Irwin on his numerous brushes with death and
how to put your foot in an angry crocodile's mouth.
100 THE DEFINITIVE CUIDE TO ...
Great vacations!
Glaciers, dunes, spas and the river in Deliverance: FHM circles the globe to bring
you the very best in vacations.
112 COVER CIRLS
The girls of sci-fi
From distant planets and lands that time forgot—the sexiest women on sci-fi
television.
126 QUOTE, UNQUOTE
The safecracker
Champion lock-buster Jeff Sitar on his Gulf War heroics and why Die Hard is a
bunch of crap. IN EVERY ISSUE
32 REPORTER
The gorgeous Stacy Kamano, bikini-clad meter feeders and kids who do the darndest
things—such as smoke at age 3.
55 REVIEWS
Blink-182's Mark Hoppus on the size of his equipment, plus previews of enough
films to keep a horde of albinos safe from the summer sun.
129 FASHION
Stylish sunglassses, clothes for boxers (and wannabes), and style inspired by
the trendsetters of the impoverished third world.
158 MACHINERY
You like the latest computer equipment because it makes routine tasks easier and
more efficient. We like it because it looks shiny.
162 GASOLINE
Go under the hood, behind the driver's seat and into the keyholes of Ford's 2002
Thunderbird. Or just gaze at tantalizing sea vehicles.
166 HOSPITAL
All your physical and mental ailments analyzed with precision. Plus, what to do
when your teeth make you look like Sloth from The Goonies.
174 THE SEX
Some married couples grow old, get bored and fall asleep every night to Leno.
Others invite Grub to have three-way sex with them. THE MAILBAG
26 Letters
Verbose readers write in to offer praise, criticism and employee-placement services
for Ickey Woods.
31 The FHM files
Behind the scenes at FHM, where the heroes of rap frequently pop in and let you
wear their clock.
72 Bar room Jokes
A public service for those sorry few who are still getting their jokes from Bazooka
Joe.
176 True stories
Tales of misery, embarrassment and funny things to do to diabetics.
