FEATURES 72 QUOTE, UNQUOTE Colin Farrell
He says he's no longer a fraud. r You be the judge.
74 EXPERIMENT
THE FANTASTIC 4
Test-drive women of different ages with FHM's cootchie sampler platter.
78 Monica KEENA
THE SCREAMER!
In Freddy Vs. Jason, it's Monica who will give you goose bumps.
86 FULL ACCESS
CAGED!
They're young. They're killers. They still have to take algebra.
94 BLONDE GIRLS
BLONDE AMBITION
Q: What do you call a blonde and a brunette in bikinis? A: Awesome.
102 HOTS POTS
THE BEST BEACHES IN THE USA
Hotspots like these are worth risking the sand fleas and skin cancer.
112 REVELATIONS
GIRLS ON THE COUCH
Naughty talk from the nearly naked.
114 COVER GIRL Carmen Electra
This bikini legend has filled out more suits than Johnnie Cochran.
122 QUOTE, UNQUOTE
THE EXORCIST
Meet the minister who has given Satan an ass whuppin'. IN EVERY ISSUE
20 LETTERS
A reader pops the question, and FHM digs up pictures sent in two years ago by
the girl who won Survivor.
28 REPORTER
Latin TV's most-blessed starlet, a saddle for your man-steed and tips on becoming
a champion hobo.
53 REVIEWS
FHM gets hammered with Alien Ant Farm and David-lee-model">David Lee Roth's tour manager explains
the spandex.
125 FASHION
Sportswear galore and enough swimsuits to ensure you never contemplate wearing
a Speedo.
144 MACHINERY
When you need to test the latest gadgets, there's only one group to turn to: nerds
in lab coats.
148 GASOLINE
Ford gives a truck some tank treads. We'd call the thing a Trunk, but that name's
already taken.
155 BIONIC
Whether you want to crush capitalism or just get ripped, try this workout from
the Soviet special forces. ADDED VALUE
70 BAR ROOM JOKES
A collection of punch lines that are as hysterical as fake vomit, but without
the disturbing chunks of plastic faux-carrot.
160 TRUE STORIES
Take pleasure in other men's embarrassment, especially that of the college-baseball
moron who learns not to sign ball caps.
