FEATURES 78 QUOTE, UNQUOTE
JOHNNY KNOXVILLE
And you thought Wee Man was the Jackass who would become a star.
80 F.A.T.
THE ULTIMATE SEX TEST
Analyze your love life through the sexy power of standardized testing.
86 RIDES
PLANET SPEED
Celebrating the best cars on earth and other go-fast machinery.
96 BURNING MEN
BALLS OF FIRE
Men make like candles. On wheels.
98 RACHEL REYNOLDS
COME ON DOWN!
Infuriatingly, the unemployed get to watch this Price Is Right babe daily.
109 ST. JOE'S BASKETBALL
HOOP DREAMS
Meet this year's CindeUmma-porn-star">Rella story.
114 MAYLEEN RAMEY
LIVE AND IN COLOR
The VJ for MTV's college station is hotter than any sorority girl.
122 THE A TO Z OF...
MARCH MADNESS
It's 26 ways to enjoy the Big Dance.
136 ELIMINATION
THE SOPRANOS' GREATEST HITS
The killer top 10, with a bullet.
138 COVER GIRL
JAMIE-LYNN DISCALA
From Mob daughter to top whoreJamie-Lynn has come a long way.
146 QUOTE, UNQUOTE
KEVIN HARVICK
He gets paid a fortune for driving fast and turning left. IN EVERY ISSUE
28 LETTERS
Win a $10,000 Triumph Daytona bike, meet the man who ate 35 tacos, laugh with
Jackie the Jokeman and enjoy a lady who's certified sexy.
34 REPORTER
Opera lovely Shawna Stone shows off her lungs. Plus, a man makes sandwiches with
his feet, rats attack and Rosie O'Donnell paints.
57 REVIEWS
Hellboy challenges us to a game of pool, Roy Jones Jr. extols the fun of fighting
cocks and Cypress Hill raise nine shots of tequila to themselves.
157 FASHION
Cowboys go pastel, T-shirts get logos and fashion feels the need for speed. Plus,
your chance to win Mike Metzger's big, shiny helmet.
174 MACHINERY
All you need for the ultimate home garage. Plus, food-delivery guys dish out lukewarm
cuisine via the latest personal motorized rides.
180 BIONIC
Our Popeye didn't eat a forest of spinach: He guzzled steroids and did curls until
he shat his pants. We don't condone his methods, but. ADDED VALUE
72 BAR ROOM JOKES
Almost as funny as that America's Funniest Home Videos clip where the guy blows
a kiss to his wife before being decapitated by their kid's swing set.
184 TRUE STORIES
A cock gets ice-welded to metal, drunkards harass the elderly, a groom turns into
a hobo and yoga helps unsheathe a nut sac. Fun!
