FEATURES 70 QUOTE, UNQUOTE
CRAIG KILBORN
He once threw a basketball at a diSabled person. "Accidentally."
72 SIGNS
THE STARS OF SEX
If a woman believes in horoscopes, she'll believe anything you say.
78 JACKASSES
WILDBOYZ IN AFRICA
Steve-O meets rhino taint and more!
86 MAD SCIENCE
HIGH-SPEED SLOWDOWN!
Quick penetrations captured on film.
88 WORKING IT
THE APPRENTICES
Stop daydreaming: Your co-workers look nothing like this in lingerie.
98 PLAYERS
GUNS AND POPCORN
These guys went from gangbanging to Hollywood. Just like Traci Lords.
104 Poppy MONTGOMERY
SPECIAL AGENT
The Without a Trace star steams.
110 HEAD-TO-HEAD
ALL-STAR SHOWDOWN
Florida Marlin Dontrelle Willis puts FHM's athletic bravado in its place.
112 EXTREME
CRASH LANDING
Brian Deegan's failed bike stunt earned him agony and $250.
116 COVER GIRL Pamela Anderson
It's good to be the goddess.
124 QUOTE, UNQUOTE
THE PAPARAZZO
People get paid to annoy Ashton? IN EVERY ISSUE
20 LETTERS
A stripper explains how to pick up her colleagues, Vida appears in tattoo form
and a reader pleads for booze.
26 REPORTER
Pro pool's sexy Jennifer Barretta clears the table. Plus, cross-stitch gets rude
and a whale goes boom.
53 REVIEWS Shakira wiggles, Everlast parties, Hugh Jackman slays, Jason Giambi - slugs and
Kevin Pollak cracks wise.
127 FASHION
Designer beachwear options for elegant sunning, watches for the sporty and cologne
for cowboys.
146 GASOLINE
Chrysler's throbbing ME Four-Twelve beats your sleazy uncle's Sebring. Then Michael
Madsen road rages.
152 MACHINERY
The hottest in scoping aids—handpicked by God Himself. Plus, MP3 players
for rocking the devil's music.
156 BIONIC
Cy Young winning Dodger Eric Gagne hurls fireballs. Lazy men roll bowling balls. ADDED VALUE
68 BAR ROOM JOKES
Carrot Top should tear this page out, put it in a glass box and carry an emergency
hammer. Always.
160 TRUE STORIES
This month's tales focus on the foot—and how they end up in crotches, mouths
and toilets.
