FEATURES 98 Insomniac
BOOZING WITH DAVE ATTELL
When you're balding, scruffy and reeking of beer, the world is your oyster. Follow
Comedy Central's resident night owl as he waddles through the equally filthy streets
of Berlin.
100 Splitsville
10 SIGNS IT'S TIME TO DUMP HER
The signals are there. Find them before you catch her in the middle of an NBA
point guard/center sandwich.
106 Networking
HACK TO THE FUTURE
Welcome to DEFCON, where troublemaking hackers congregate to share secrets and
one-up each other. Reader warning: You'll never use your cell phone again.
112 Wild Pitch
ANNA BENSON
Baseball season means fans can sit back with their $8-beer buzzes and boo the
pitcher. For this Mets wife, it means getting trashed and boinking the pitcher
in the parking lot.
120 Tech Special
WELCOME TO GADGET HEAVEN
These shiny chunks of tech wizardry will make your friends weep with jealousy.
That, or force them to call Uncle Ski Mask and have the loot liberated from your
house.
142 Cover Girl Leeann Tweeden
When America's hottest sports journalist isn't thinking about sex, she's busy
ignoring Tom Arnold's mind flatulence on the Best Damn Sports Show Period. Then
she goes back to thinking about sex.
180 Quote, Unquote
RICHARD BRANSON
The Billionaires Club's lone renegade has his filthy-rich fingers in everything
from music to TV to aviation to making hot daughters. Some guys have no luck. IN EVERY ISSUE
30 LETTERS
FHM salutes food preparers! One reader creates the ultimate burger; another sets
the mark high for how hot a lunch lady can be. Plus, Sgt. Slaughter speaks!
42 INCOMING
Who knew that baby crocodiles could do long division, rocker Dave Navarro would
pleasure himself to pictures of his own wife, and that Insane Clown Posse actually
has fans?
61 REVIEWS
Fat joe shares his tips for cap-wearing and Michael "Kramer" Richards
waxes poetic on his thrifty shirts, shoe fetish and post-Seinfeld mistakes. Plus,
garners get their chance to save the infidels.
90 LADIES CONFIDENTIAL
Five enigmatic vixens share their most intimate of secrets while the Queen of
All Media and Isaac repair your being. And, as always, another 20 women offer
up their bachelorette-ness.
153 FASHION
Watches for every wrist, wardrobe recommendations for secret agents, and a retro
clock made out of Beakman's lefTover tubings.
119 SPEED
Meet Mother Earth's worst nightmare—demonic four-wheelers that don't need
pavement to prowl. Plus, the mini-monsters you can buy to destroy Mommy's geraniums.
185 BIONIC
'Tis the season for Xmas spirit and Xtreme sports. Take a stab at winter's most
dangerous pastimes, then take HORSE lessons from the baby face in the periwinkle
Denver Nuggets jersey. ADDED VALUE
40 TRUE STORIES
We assure you—these documents weren't vetted by CBS news executives.
88 BAR ROOM JOKES
Knee-slappers so funny you'll want to take off your prosthetic leg first.
192 WHO THE HELL ARE YOU
FHM fulfills our community service requirement by helping to ID your pics.