Features
84 Soldiering Greetings From Iraq - An army staff sergeant shares
what it's like to be defending your ass 7,000 miles away.
90 Queen of Clubs Natalie Gulbis - FHM's new golf columnist
threatens to make you wear her skirt.
90 Puppetry Not Suitable For Kids - Knife-fighting puppets! Children
gone wild! Welcome to the world of Wonder Showzen.
102 Most WantedJessica Barton - FHM's most popular
Date reveals how to win her over. Heed her words.
108 Disaster Quake! Natural destruction that even TWC's Jim Cantore
wouldn't be able to withstand.
110 Hardball Batter Up! Players tell all in our baseball preview.
Plus, the MLB's only cheerleading squad.
124 Cover Girl Anna Benson - Baseball's hottest housewife interrogates
her major-league husband.
132 Q&A Pete Rose - The all-time hit king talks gambling
and being shut out of the Hall of Fame. In Every Issue
22 WTF! Best lady-friends forever reveal each other's wild sides,
dudes sport impressive lip fur and a reader's dead goldfish gets the sendoff it
deserves.
32 Incoming Rage against the government with Jesse Ventura, bounce
on a trampoline with a goat, abandon the U.S. for another country and gear up
for March Madness. Hombre
50 Sport Drive harder with new golf columnist Natalie Gulbis.
52 Gadgets Get your dialing fingers ready for the best new cell
phones.
54 SexBeth and Isaac on curing your foul-mouthed girl.
56 Pets Looking for a new pooch? Meet the best in show.
58 Wheels A crew of insane stunt motorcyclists show off their
tricks.
62 Style How to pick your jeans, plus the world's smartest kicks.
67 Scanner Ghostface Killah raps about mermaids, Lost's
Mr. Eko acts mysteriously and Abe Vigoda makes a video game!
138 Fashion Oahu's greatest surfing crew shows off some dangerous
looks. Plus, go incognito with the best designer shades.
158 Ladies Confidential Two girls get intimate on the boss's
desk. Also, a woman mocks her under-endowed ex, and 20 singles vie for your attention.