FEATURES
70 WHEELS
CONCEPT CARS GROW UP
The latest batch of fantasy-mobiles cooked up
by automakers aren't just pie-in-the-sky dreams. In fact, you may be driving them
in the next year or two.
76 EVIL
NORM MACDONALD'S REVENGE-O-MATIC
The Saturday Night Live star with the best smirk in
the biz also has the best ideas on how to get even with
every schmuck that gives you grief.
82 COVER GIRL Chantelle-fontain-porn-star">Rebecca-romijin-stamos-porn-star">Chantelle-fontain-porn-star">Rebecca Romijn
MTV's House of Style mistress reminds us that you can be funny, smart, talented...and
look so outrageously hot in a swimsuit that we suggest taking blood-pressure medication
before viewing these pages.
88 CHUNKS O' FLESH
CHOMP!
After getting stuck halfway down a gator's throat, James Morrow had trouble escaping
with his windpipe intact.
92 HER
"HERE'S MY NUMBER"
If you ever want to hear these words from the lips of a sexy young thing, then
you'd better hear what these women have to say about your pick-up technique.
100 DEATH
FUN THINGS TO DO AFTER YOU DIE
Why settle for a simple burial when you could be mooning people from the great
beyond'?
106 HEAVEN
MORE THAN MODELS
These world-famous catwalkers are heating up the big screen and proving they've
got assets beyond the obvious.
112 EXPLOSIVES
SHOOT THE WORKS
Put on the best gosh-darn Fourth of July fireworks show on your block with our
kick-ass buyer's guide.
120 STYLE
NO TIE REQUIRED
These comfortable suits look so good that there's no need to strangle yourself
with a silk noose. COLUMNS
48 SAYS HER
MÉNAGE A MAYBE
According to writer Nancy Miller, it's something your girlfriend may not be opposed
to. But making a threesome happen takes a little more fInesse than just tossing
a third pillow on the bed.
52 SPORTS
WORLD CUP CRAZIES
As the Super Bowl of soccer gets under way this month, we can think of no better
way to celebrate than with these stories of World Cup-related murder, mayhem,
bribery, and psychosis. Cheers, mate!
58 HEALTH
REALITY BITES
To hell with insects; there are far worse things that can puncture your skin this
summer. Our first-aid advice for an unplanned rendezvous with a miffed scorpion
or snake.
66 GRIND
DO YOU HATE YOUR %#@* BOSS?
Of course you do. The question is, how much? Our first-ever office survey gives
you a chance to get all that unhealthy animosity off your chest and into the magazine.
126 WINE & DINE
LIKE BUTTAH
Nothing makes meat melt in your mouth better than one of our patented marinades.
128 BLENDER BLOWOUT
What's pink, blue, red, and green, highly alcoholic...and irresistable to women?
130 GET DRESSED
HOME DELIVERY .
Why drag your sorry butt to every men's store in town when a telephone and these
clothing catalogs will set you up in sartorial style without cutting into your
La-Z-Boy time?
134 STUFF
GRILL-ZILLA
Slap your meat down on one of these top-of-the-line barbies and watch your friends'
faces turn green with envy. DEPARTMENTS
24 CIRCUS MAXIMUS
We pit John Holmes against Sherlock Holmes, serve up some truly disgusting foreign
food, and get you an invite to the White House.
46 TOY CHEST
Gadgets no grown-up three-year-old should be without
140 HANG TIME
Our cut-through-the-crap guide to entertainment
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A Maxim contest for sick and twisted readers