FEATURES 102 WE WANT ANSWERS!
DREW CAREY
Cleveland's favorite son on bar fights, puking on his dream girl, and stealing
ideas from Maxim.
104 FALL GIRLS
TV VIXEN PHOTO BLOWOUT!
Party of five. And—whoops!—clothes for only four. Maxim takes a look
at television's hot new bombshells.
115 DIPLOMACY
THOSE FUNNY FOREIGNERS
They eat dong-shaped cakes and bust you for licking poisoned nipples. Who'd be
born a foreigner?
127 FORCES OF NATURE
DEATH CRUISE
The Windjammer Fantome was known around the Caribbean as a swinging sex boat.
Was it a wrathful God or bad luck that led her into the shattering path of Hurricane
Mitch?
138 OH-H-H, CANADA! Estella Warren
The leggy Chanel girl is the best thing to come out of Canada since back bacon.
145 FITNESS
THE 20-BEER WORKOUT
Body by Jake? Try body by Bud!
153 HISTORY REWRITTEN II
MAXIM GOES TO THE MOVIES
Hollywood's got it wrong. Too many love scenes, too much bonding, too many people
alive at the end. Time for our script doctors.
159 PLAYBOOK
30 NEW SEX TRICKS
She never told you what her ex did to drive her wild in bed—but she told
us.
166 DE-AN-ANIMAL RIGHTS
"IT WAS HIM OR ME"
Guys once hunted to survive. Now we have better reasons: buddies, beer, and brandishing
loaded guns.
174 COVER GIRL
PAMELA LEE
Like many corporations, Pam has downsized. Here are the first exclusive pics since
she shut down the 'plants. REGULARS
30 LETTERS
Good God. They've learned to hold a pen...
40 JOKES
Show us you're nuts!
46 CIRCUS MAXIMUS
This month's colorful collision of absurdities brings you the sacred art of dwarf
tossing and the domestic pleasures of topless maids. We also listen in on stupid
sportscasters, dine with piranhas, and visit a city with no sky. Best of all,
we watch Ricky Martin get his sorry ass handed to him by a mongoose.
82 GOD'S HONEST TRUTH
AU RENOIR, YOU BASTARDS
When you're stuck in a life-and-death situation in the middle of Paris, only one
person can help. Unfortunately, he's probably French.
86 SAYS HER
LIES WOMEN WANT TO BELIEVE
You were thinking of her the whole time, so you tried to call just to say "Honey,
that dress doesn't make you look fat at all." You get the idea.
94 SPORTS
"I GET PAID TO BREAK LEGS" Michael Strahan's job is to knock the snot out of opposing quarterbacks. Is it
wrong for him to say he also enjoys it?
216 GRINDER
Which pet gets you the most men? Our new torture-test tion has the answer. We
also put the screws on digital cameras, the latest movies, and courier services.
232 BEAT THIS CAPTION
Could you be more sick and twisted than our editors? SPECIAL FASHION SECTION
183 NOW WEAR THIS!
If you like lingering in clothing stores and matching colors, then go for it,
Dandy Man. But if you want to get in, get the essentials, and get out, we've got
the definitive shopping guide right here.
