FEATURES 82 WE WANT ANSWERS!
DAVE GROHL
The axewielding Foo Fighters frontman on fans who beat on each other for fun,
throw their bras on stage (the female ones), and why D.J.'s suck.
84 PARTY GIRL 2000
PAULA DEVICQ
She likes lingerie and lollipops. Party of Five was never this fun.
90 CASH MACHINE
EIGHT RULES FOR GETTING RICH
Here's how to go from zero to 60 million—straight from the lucky bastards
who've done it.
102 TABOO YOU!
MAKE YOUR FANTASIES COME TRUE
We hacked into Cosmopolitan's Web site and surveyed hundreds of women about what
it took to bring their guy's fantasies to life. Whether it's sex in public, in
costume, or in threes, here's how to get her to do it with you.
110 DO UNTO OTHERS
50 WAYS TO SCREW WITH ANYONE!
Suck more pleasure out of life by screwing with people's heads for no reason!
114 GIRL, UNINHIBITED Angelina Jolie
Hollywood's baddest bad girl has taken the silver screen by storm. Hey, we didn't
want to miss out on the fun.
122 HOUSE OF HORROR
THE EVIL IN ELEPHANT BUTTE
He strapped them to a gurney. He tortured them with electric shock and sex toys.
He even videotaped it. Or at least that's what the cops say. Take a peek inside
The Toy Box, David Parker Ray's dungeon of horrors.
136 FORE PLAY!
CADDYWHACKED
Drinking. Putting. Chasing girls. Drinking. Join us as we scour the planet for
the ultimate all-around golf vacations.
144 TUBE TOPS
THE GIRLS OF THE WB
Sarah Michelle Geller, Katie Holmes, Alyssa Milano...And no commercials!
150 BLAST OFF! Katherine Heigl
The blonde teenage alien on Roswell is totally out of this world. REGULARS
26 LETTERS
This month's male bonding: fun with pork products, bitching over Pearl Jam, a thank-you note from David Letterman, and God himself on sex and hair loss.
32 JOKES
Tell them to women and get drinks thrown in your face.
36 CIRCUS MAXIMUS
Our scribes get down and dirty with medieval weapons, gopher-slaughtering festivals,
and what really happens in the cockpit when a plane's crashing. If this
doesn't win us a Pulitzer, someone's gonna get whacked.
56 HOW TO
Score chicks with feng shui, set a busted leg, escape from a stuck elevator, and get rid of unwanted guests (without killing them).
64 SAYS HER
HOW IT'S HANGIN'
Our intrepid female reporter talks frankly about our franks. Here's what women
are really thinking when you whip it out.
SPORTS
70 DYING TO GET TO THE TOP
Climb Everest with Conrad Anker, the mountaineer who Ifound the corpse of explorer
George Mallory. Plus: What happens to your body when you hike to the cruising
altitude of a 747?
76 SAYS HIM
I'M EVERY WOMAN
Our reporter trades in his Y chromosome for a laugh. Here's what happens when
he talks love with his hairdresser, says no to sex, and queries his friends about
whether his ass looks fat.
161 MAXIMWEAR
The hottest threads to make you look cool: designer sportswear, travel gear, and
Maxim's top-ten T-shirts she'll want to rip right off you.
187 REVIEWS
We check it out to make sure it doesn't suck: Angelina Jolie's new flick, the
latest from Pearl Jam, and the feds' Frank Sinatra files. We also test-drove the
hottest new convertibles, terrorized delivery services, and feasted on some princes
of the animal kingdom.
208 BEAT THIS CAPTION!
Are you as demented as we are? Prove it!
