FEATURES 122 WE WANT ANSWERS!
BILLY BOB THORNTON
The screen-door factory worker turned actor-directorscreenwriter tells all. Plus:
A special guest appearance by the beautiful Angelina Jolie.
124 COVER GIRL
JULES RULES!
Jules Asner let it all hang out as the host of El's Wild On. Now you've gotta
hear what Cindy Crawford's former bunkmate says about her new show, Revealed.
And the seven pages of dripping Bret photos aren't bad, either.
134 POKER TOURNEY
LET THE GAMES BEGIN
We persuaded 25 of our rich-as-they-aredumb friends to enter our single-elimination
poker tournament—and nobody called the cops. Your guide to hosting a riotous
night with the guys.
144 BORN-AGAIN VIRGINS
SEX BOMBS
In relationships, it's never as bad as the first time—the first time you
meet her parents, the first kinky proposition, the first "Sorry I put your
cat in the dryer." Here's how to weather them all and live to laugh about
it.
154 "I'M HISTORY!"
GET DUMPED IN 30 DAYS
If breaking up is hard to do, why not let her do it? Learn how to lose 120 pounds
in one fell swoop—and make her think it was all her idea.
162 KIDS ON THE WALL
CAMP FEAR
Meet the tough-as-nails boot camp in western Arizona where juvenile delinquents
go to die. And the man in charge—a former Marine lance corporal who now
calls himself a colonel. An exclusive Maxim investigation.
174 THE WONDERBRA YEARS
MAXIMIZE YOUR LIFE
The best, most fun-filled years of your life are those immediately after college
and before your wedding—better known as the Maxim Years. Don't screw 'em
up. Here's everything you have to need to know to make sure you do it all before
you say "I do."
186 CHARLOTTE'S WEB
SWINGIN' SINGLE
The only thing sexier than picturing white-hot model Charlotte Dodds in an all-out
catfight is picturing her naked in a big, white bed. But why should you have to
choose between them when you can have both? REGULARS
30 LETTERS
Once again, you're just as sick and demented as we are. Bravo.
38 JOKES
"The Donger need food." Beat that and score $150.
42 CIRCUS MAXIMUS
Pimpin' primers, toxic towns, and reasons to hate...Michael-Jordan-porn-star">MichaelJordan? Plus: Hiroki
fingers his lunch.
46 GOD BLESS AMERICA
'BOT BABY
Nothing's hotter than a sexy chick who likes football and robots. Meet Chantelle-fontain-porn-star">Rebecca
Grant, host of Fox's NFL Under the Helmet and Robot Wars: Extreme Warriors on
TNN. Shé ll teach you a thing or two about tight ends and remote stimulation.
68 HOW TO
Kick a field goal, pit a racecar, ditch your health club, bag a hot friend, and
toilet-train a cat (without drowning it).
78 SAYS HER
PRIME HER PUMP
Our sexy scribe Ellen Hulkower shows how you can cut down bedroom-foreplay time
by starting while you're still in public.
SPORTS
82 TALKING SMAQ WITH SHAQ
That's right: Even the most physically dominant player in the history of the NBA
isn't above getting his balls busted.
88 INSTANT EXPERT
HAMMER TIME
Learn to hang shelves, fix fist-size holes in your wall, and put those snickering
ambulance drivers in their place.
90 WHAT'S UP DOC?
ASK DR. MAXIM
It's a perverted house call. Get the skinny on sweaty sheets, aphrodisiacs, painful
penetration, cancer scares, and warts. Sounds like a helluva weekend.
96 EYEWITNESS
KILLER QUAKE
Live through an earthquake that took more than 1,200 lives...from the comfort
of your cushy couch.
100 HOT ZONE
Alphabet soup: the man who said "Ni," Jet Li, Jay-Z, Ozzy, Lenny, Shelby,Tenacious
D, Q-Tip, and the Xbox. Plus: Merle Haggard and the Coen brothers' The Man Who
Wasn't There.
195 FASHION
MAXIMWEAR
Matthew Lillard, Armani, and shoes for break-dancing fools.
219 TOP GEAR
We're movin' on up with the best gear for the long haul, online movie sales, and
great gadgets for the whole family.
232 BAR EXAM
Are you as dumb as you look? Does the pope shit in the woods? Flip us over and
find out.