FEATURES 100 WE WANT ANSWERS!
GARY BUSEY
The official craziest bastard in Hollywood and star of Comedy Central's new surreality
show I'm With Busey opens up.
104 COVER GIRL Anna Kournikova
Between grunting, lunging, swinging, smacking, sweating, bouncing, braiding, and
dating, the world's sexiest athlete found time to serve us a few choice words—and
even choicer pictures.
114 RAGGED AND SANDY
BEACH BUMS
If we say it's safe to drink on this beach, then it's safe to drink on this beach!
We researched the best ways to have a blast at the shore: Drink beer, bake lobster,
and ogle girls in bikinis.The things we do for our readers...
124 PRANKS A LOT
DIRTY WORK
A well-played prank can lift the spirits of a whole office. Or it can get you
shitcanned. Proceed at your own risk.
133 MODELS NEXT DOOR
HOMETOWN HOTTIES
The results are in! Thanks to our readers, we've located the 100 hottest gals
from sea to shining sea. We even found some in Jersey!
142 SWINDLERS LIST
KING CONS
No weapons, masks, or getaway cars. Armed only with big brains and bigger balls,
these master con men bilked America's rich and famous. Here's how
150 WORTH WATCHING
THE GIRLS OF REALITY TV
These nine lovely ladies have turned reality TV into every man's fantasy. Note
to network execs: We're still waiting for Who Wants To Lather a Supermodel? REGULARS
20 READERS' LETTERS
Think we care what you've got to say? Who asked you, anyway? Oh, right...we did.
Well, carry on, then.
26 JOKES
What do a dateless musician, extra-large condoms, two dumb blondes, and anal sex
all have in common? Oh, you've heard that one already?
28 CIRCUS MAXIMUS
Monuments to the vagina, a deeper look at children's books, Maxim-ized tattoos,
and cute, vaguely disturbing rubber ducks. Plus: Hiroki goes to the movies!
36 MODEL CITIZEN
PAIGE BUTCHER
The Aussie stunner shows us her choicest cuts. Take a number!
54 HOW TO
Build a doghouse, be her hero, cook with lava, and train a freakin' hawk. Plus,
a bonus for the ladies: how to strip for your boyfriend!
62 THE EDGE
HOME SCHOOLED
A turncoat contractor gives us the inside scoop on how to avoid paying an arm
and a leg the next time you have to get your walls stuck together with Play-Doh
and paper clips.
68 THE MAXIM BAR
ABSINTHE MINDED
The "green fairy" was banned in the U.S.100 years ago. But we scored
a stash in Europe and... who are you?
74 TOONING UP
STRIPPEUmma-porn-star">Rella
Evildoers, prepare to be thwap-thwapped by TNN's sexy new superheroine—modeled
after Pam Anderson, no less!
82 HOT ZONE
Actor Robert Englund—that's Mr. Freddy Krueger to you—slashes through
four classic horror flicks to tell us which stand the test of time.
171 MAXIM FASHION
Rock star duds and fresh-smelling suds will have the ladies begging for an encore.
193 TOP GEAR
We've got camping gear so high-tech you'll never go home again (a good idea once
the cops get a whiff of the crawlspace...).
200 BAR EXAM
Executive editor James Heidenry's anaconda p.194 don't want none unless you got
buns, hon.
